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    Default Sammy releases new book!

    Here it is , fresh off the presses!!!


    (.)(.)

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    Did you get a discount through your bookclub when you purchased your copy?

    I enjoy Hagar insults and encourage them, I honestly do.

    Yet this one was just plain lame.

    Next time, extend some effort to the practice instead of aiming so low-brow.
    Last edited by chefcraig; 10.24.06 at 07:05 AM.
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    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]


    "20 minutes (late to work)? Shit. Last year I woke up three weeks too late.
    My advice is to go for the alien abduction story. Look bemused, dishevelled and on the verge of tears as you recount your story of intrusive and degrading medical tests.
    Worked for me anyway. I still have colleagues asking me what it is like to fuck a green womanoid with seventeen breasts.
    Alternatively just walk in and inform everyone that alcoholism is indeed a disease and that they should be less judgemental and perhaps a little more supportive."
    - graeme on the addiction to this place.

    "something tells me that after the nuclear holocaust, there'll be twinkies, cockroaches, and a dave vs. sammy argument going on somewhere".
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    "in my best "saw" scary movie voice: "oh, yes, there will be beagles."
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    Helllloooo baaaaaby

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    free post
    Kickin' back, ain't kickin' you

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    Quote Originally Posted by jf9105 View Post
    free post

    ditto
    I used to wonder why he was grinning all the time(Michael Ian Black talkin about EVH on VH1 I love the 80's) but then i realized the reason he's grinning is because he's Eddie F*#king Van Halen

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    Quote Originally Posted by ArtVandelay View Post
    Here it is , fresh off the presses!!!


    GET A LIFE!
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    the way it should have been link below:
    http://img154.imageshack.us/img154/4...5dd0881lk8.jpg

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    Quote Originally Posted by ArtVandelay View Post
    Here it is , fresh off the presses!!!


    Go back to selling Latex, Mr. Vandelay.
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    I bet you were really excited to make the cover!

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    Which one are you??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Judgement Day View Post
    I bet you were really excited to make the cover!
    My man, when you are fantasizing, don't go for attainable, you can get attainable at the local Applebee's. - Dave's Dreidel

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    Man, you girls sure are funny! What witty responses you have!



    You Gaydar lovers are all the same...

    Once a ball washer, always a ball washer.
    (.)(.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by ArtVandelay View Post

    Once a ball washer, always a ball washer.
    And you are posting from "Bigfoot's Nutsack"

    I sense an alarming preoccupation with testicles here.
    Last edited by chefcraig; 10.24.06 at 11:16 AM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ArtVandelay View Post
    Man, you girls sure are funny! What witty responses you have!



    You Gaydar lovers are all the same...

    Once a ball washer, always a ball washer.
    Another clone stuck in 1984. I guaran-fucking-tee you this guy has a mullet and drives a camaro. I side with Van Halen...not Hagar or Roth. But I do recognize REALLY BAD attempts at humor when I see them.
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    I'd hate to know where you got that book cover from so not gonna go there.

    Maybe if you're not a Sammy person you shouldn't venture into this partic forum (?). Just a thought.
    RIP - Classic Van Halen

    "A lot of people take Van Halen more seriously than we do." The Diamond One



 

 

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