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    there's a story in the TV section of the new entertainment weekly (with matrix on cover) that fox offered dave & hagar 35,000 each to box on the celebrity boxing show. they turned it down.

    hagar said: "we all liked seeing Vanilla Ice get his ass kicked, but can you imagine what it did to that guy's brain?"

    dave added: "I think it would be a batte of wits - and i never try to enter into one of those with an unarmed man."

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    Originally posted by Hide Your Sheep:


    dave added: "I think it would be a batte of wits - and i never try to enter into one of those with an unarmed man."

    (it's on page 129 for those of you who are curious)
    I think it would be stupid for Dave to get into a boxing match with a former semi-pro boxer..and why is Dave recycling debating lines that are over a century old?? My fucking grandfather used that one. Although it's cool that he knows that one [img]smile.gif[/img] .

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    Originally posted by badkaraoke:
    </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Hide Your Sheep:


    dave added: "I think it would be a batte of wits - and i never try to enter into one of those with an unarmed man."

    (it's on page 129 for those of you who are curious)
    I think it would be stupid for Dave to get into a boxing match with a former semi-pro boxer..and why is Dave recycling debating lines that are over a century old?? My fucking grandfather used that one. Although it's cool that he knows that one [img]smile.gif[/img] .

    bk
    </font>[/QUOTE]you forget something BK, Dave has been a student of Kung Fu for more than 35 years...

    Kung Fu is much much more about using your upper body, hands, and arms than using your legs(ala Karate and Tae Kwon Do)...I am sure Dave could take care of himself...

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    Originally posted by DLR'sCock:
    </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by badkaraoke:
    </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Hide Your Sheep:


    dave added: "I think it would be a batte of wits - and i never try to enter into one of those with an unarmed man."

    (it's on page 129 for those of you who are curious)
    I think it would be stupid for Dave to get into a boxing match with a former semi-pro boxer..and why is Dave recycling debating lines that are over a century old?? My fucking grandfather used that one. Although it's cool that he knows that one [img]smile.gif[/img] .

    bk
    </font>[/QUOTE]you forget something BK, Dave has been a student of Kung Fu for more than 35 years...

    Kung Fu is much much more about using your upper body, hands, and arms than using your legs(ala Karate and Tae Kwon Do)...I am sure Dave could take care of himself...
    </font>[/QUOTE]Yeah, well my Dad could beat up your Dad.
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    Originally posted by badkaraoke:
    </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by DLR'sCock:
    </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by badkaraoke:
    </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Hide Your Sheep:


    dave added: "I think it would be a batte of wits - and i never try to enter into one of those with an unarmed man."

    (it's on page 129 for those of you who are curious)
    I think it would be stupid for Dave to get into a boxing match with a former semi-pro boxer..and why is Dave recycling debating lines that are over a century old?? My fucking grandfather used that one. Although it's cool that he knows that one [img]smile.gif[/img] .

    bk
    </font>[/QUOTE]you forget something BK, Dave has been a student of Kung Fu for more than 35 years...

    Kung Fu is much much more about using your upper body, hands, and arms than using your legs(ala Karate and Tae Kwon Do)...I am sure Dave could take care of himself...
    </font>[/QUOTE]Yeah, well my Dad could beat up your Dad.
    </font>[/QUOTE]he could since my dad is 6 feet under...

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    Originally posted by DLR'sCock:
    </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by badkaraoke:
    </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by DLR'sCock:
    </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by badkaraoke:
    </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Hide Your Sheep:


    dave added: "I think it would be a batte of wits - and i never try to enter into one of those with an unarmed man."

    (it's on page 129 for those of you who are curious)
    I think it would be stupid for Dave to get into a boxing match with a former semi-pro boxer..and why is Dave recycling debating lines that are over a century old?? My fucking grandfather used that one. Although it's cool that he knows that one [img]smile.gif[/img] .

    bk
    </font>[/QUOTE]you forget something BK, Dave has been a student of Kung Fu for more than 35 years...

    Kung Fu is much much more about using your upper body, hands, and arms than using your legs(ala Karate and Tae Kwon Do)...I am sure Dave could take care of himself...
    </font>[/QUOTE]Yeah, well my Dad could beat up your Dad.
    </font>[/QUOTE]he could since my dad is 6 feet under...
    </font>[/QUOTE]So is mine...so it'll be a battle of the UNDEAD..by the way, my dead father is six and a HALF feet under...
    [img]smile.gif[/img]

    [ July 06, 2002, 02:27 PM: Message edited by: badkaraoke ]
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    omg...lol

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    Forget 'Celebrity Boxing'. Have those two get in a ring and fight each other using Kung Fu or whatever they please. The winner gets a contract to sing with Van Halen.
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    Roth would destroy Hagar. I don't think Sammy even boxes anymore whereas Dave still practices the martial arts.

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    Originally posted by EVH FANATIC:
    Roth would destroy Hagar. I don't think Sammy even boxes anymore whereas Dave still practices the martial arts.
    Yeah...Right

    So does Claude Von Damme...
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    Being a former Boxing trainer Myself, I think the stupid one to get into the Ring would be Sammy! I had the chance in the mid 80's to see a sparring tape a friend shot of Dave and a couple of Kick Boxers going about 3 rounds each. Not only did Dave Not Get knocked down, but he put some serious damage to one of the guys. Dave is tall and quick and in great shape.

    As for Sammy....All I have ever heard about his so called Boxing is from HIM!!! He's fat, shorter and has apparently not been training for a number of years. And I heard it was his Father who got him into Boxing and he just did it as a teenager. So anyone who thinks Sammy's Boxing experience, that No one has seen in 30 years makes him an easy winner in a match against Dave ( who has numerous black belts and has sparred with world champions)......Then you would probably take Pee Wee Herman against Roy Jones as well......

    Bring me the money.....it's an easy bet. Once Dave hits that marshmellow center of sammy's....it's over in 2....
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    and then after the fight, Dave and Sammy can drop their trunks and see who has the biggest schlong.......
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    Top Jimmy, that was uncalled for. Go to your room. If you're already there....stay there..uh I guess!! LOL
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    Originally posted by THE MARD:
    </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by EVH FANATIC:
    Roth would destroy Hagar. I don't think Sammy even boxes anymore whereas Dave still practices the martial arts.
    Yeah...Right

    So does Claude Von Damme...
    </font>[/QUOTE]What is so difficult to understand with my above statement? If you really think that Hagar could beat up Roth, your obession with Hagar has clouded your thinking.

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    Originally posted by EVH FANATIC:
    </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by THE MARD:
    </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by EVH FANATIC:
    Roth would destroy Hagar. I don't think Sammy even boxes anymore whereas Dave still practices the martial arts.
    Yeah...Right

    So does Claude Von Damme...
    </font>[/QUOTE]What is so difficult to understand with my above statement? If you really think that Hagar could beat up Roth, your obession with Hagar has clouded your thinking.
    </font>[/QUOTE]Real Simple.

    I doubt Roth ever had any real martial arts training. Back in 1984, he said he was trained in Swedish Kick Boxing. [img]graemlins/wtf.gif[/img]

    That bullshit he does in his "No Holds Bar-B-Que" is laughable. Anyone could do it.

    You Daveheads believe in to much of the hype that is "David Lee Roth". To see him and Sam box would be embarissing.

    The Van Damme reference is clear. Everyone thought that this guy was some kind of modern day "Bruce Lee". Turns out he's nothing but a fraud. He had some training in karate as a teenager, but most of his skills are from ballet.
    This article is the one I LOVE: Van Damme Ass KICKED!

    [ July 08, 2002, 07:57 AM: Message edited by: THE MARD ]
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