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    Default Sex-Related Injuries....

    Okay. So on this thread:

    http://www.vhlinks.com/vbforums/show...123#post656123

    We revealed and discussed my herniated disc and near-fainting, Seenbad's probable stroke and Scotty's sprained tongue. All of which were or may have been injuries sustained during sex.

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    A few years ago the Missus and I were having a marathon.
    A chemically enhanced marathon.

    Anyway, I was able to push beyond the limits of my true flexability for an extended period of time.

    Couldn't walk for a couple of days.

    I bet I need hip replacement surgery later in life from that one night.

    (maybe it happened more than once )

    I've also injured the neck servicing a girlfriend.
    Her climax was kind of violent and I suffered for it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Filthy 150
    A few years ago the Missus and I were having a marathon.
    A chemically enhanced marathon.

    Anyway, I was able to push beyond the limits of my true flexability for an extended period of time.

    Couldn't walk for a couple of days.

    I bet I need hip replacement surgery later in life from that one night.

    (maybe it happened more than once )

    I've also injured the neck servicing a girlfriend.
    Her climax was kind of violent and I suffered for it.
    there are just some things you'd rather not know about your friend's sex life...

    by the way...what gives with our avatars?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ktgiles
    by the way...what gives with our avatars?
    They are probably hacked.

    On subject...on our Honeymoon Mr. Naughty was used and abused to the point of loss of skin and there was a little blood....but he kept on going. She was content as all heck, so what the fuck.
    Just go for it!

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    I took this girl home one night from the bar. We got to my place and we jumped into bed and she starts goin' down on me. I had had a few brews so I was feeling no pain. I grab her by the back of her head and just start yankin' up and down on her head. She sounds like she's totally into it so I start doin' it a little faster and harder. Well I just can't hold things any longer and let go and fall right to sleep (passed out I think is more like it). I wake up in the morning with blood all over my privates. I start freaking out and make sure Mr. Happy is still in place and OK.I look over at her just thinking "What the hell?!?". When I asked her what had happened she said I gave her a bloody nose when I was yanking up and down on her head so hard and fast as she was servicing me. I guess I bounced her face off my pelvis to hard. I felt kinda bad and asked her if she wanted to do it again this time without getting a bloody nose.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tahoewabo
    I felt kinda bad and asked her if she wanted to do it again this time without getting a bloody nose.
    ah, see, that's the gentleman in ya.
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    Man, the memories.

    Okay, worst, (or best), picking up some strange at a bar, and not being able to do her all night, because the "strange" I had the night before put the hurts on me. Yes, ripped skin and all.

    Damn, whiskey di**

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    I almost gave an ex of mine a concussion when we were doing in the shower once. Stepped on the soap and she went face first into the wall. lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by tahoewabo
    I took this girl home one night from the bar. We got to my place and we jumped into bed and she starts goin' down on me. I had had a few brews so I was feeling no pain. I grab her by the back of her head and just start yankin' up and down on her head. She sounds like she's totally into it so I start doin' it a little faster and harder. Well I just can't hold things any longer and let go and fall right to sleep (passed out I think is more like it). I wake up in the morning with blood all over my privates. I start freaking out and make sure Mr. Happy is still in place and OK.I look over at her just thinking "What the hell?!?". When I asked her what had happened she said I gave her a bloody nose when I was yanking up and down on her head so hard and fast as she was servicing me. I guess I bounced her face off my pelvis to hard. I felt kinda bad and asked her if she wanted to do it again this time without getting a bloody nose.
    That is the best sex story I have heard in a long time. I was laughing so hard I fell off my chair. You should have punched her in the back of the head, just kidding.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tahoewabo
    I wake up in the morning with blood all over my privates. I start freaking out and make sure Mr. Happy is still in place and OK.I look over at her just thinking "What the hell?!?". When I asked her what had happened she said I gave her a bloody nose when I was yanking up and down on her head so hard and fast as she was servicing me.
    It must have looked like a strawberry shortcake.

    ..think about it, I'll wait.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ktgiles
    there are just some things you'd rather not know about your friend's sex life...

    This was long before we ever met.

    BTW...the nose bleed reminded me of a buddy's story.

    We had been partying w/ these girls and we were major pot-heads at the time. We had got some hydro that was kicking our asses. Well, he and his girl went into the other room(wink,wink). She had lovely olive skin (meaning she had dark nipples). They were "engaged" in the missionary and were sweating quite a bit when he thought he saw 3 nipples. "Man this some good weed," he thought. Then there were 4 nipples, followed by 5,6, etc. Then she openeg her eyes to see he had a nosebleed.
    We gave him shit for quite a while on that one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Filthy 150
    This was long before we ever met.

    BTW...the nose bleed reminded me of a buddy's story.

    We had been partying w/ these girls and we were major pot-heads at the time. We had got some hydro that was kicking our asses. Well, he and his girl went into the other room(wink,wink). She had lovely olive skin (meaning she had dark nipples). They were "engaged" in the missionary and were sweating quite a bit when he thought he saw 3 nipples. "Man this some good weed," he thought. Then there were 4 nipples, followed by 5,6, etc. Then she openeg her eyes to see he had a nosebleed.
    We gave him shit for quite a while on that one.
    Classic! Great avatar, BTW. I'm a huge Jaws fan.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Otis5150
    Classic! Great avatar, BTW. I'm a huge Jaws fan.
    Thanks.

    That's sixstrings' work.
    "Here's to swimmin' with bow legged women."
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    "I think you're all fucked in the head. We're ten hours from the fucking fun park, and you wanna bail out! Well, I'll tell you something, this is no longer a vacation . . . it's a quest! It's a quest for fun! I'm gonna have fun, and you're gonna have fun! We're all gonna have so much fucking fun we'll need plastic surgery to remove our Goddamn smiles! You'll be whistling Zip-a-dee-doo-da out of your assholes! "
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    Quote Originally Posted by Filthy 150
    Thanks.

    That's sixstrings' work.
    Excellent. My fiance have a black&white pic of Quint/Shaw in our bathroom. Right at the moment where he has the machete over his head and is about to cut the rope to free the chief.

    And now, back to sex-related injuries.....
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