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    Atomic Punk
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    By The End Of The Day, Every Hot Woman Will Have Taken Her Clothes Off!

    Yep.

    Just thought I'd point that out. That plus there are a lot of babes out there too, so at some point today a couple hundred million hot chicks were nekkid.

    Not nekkid in my room, mind you but I'm working on that.

    Now back to your normal life.
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    Thank you... Most inspirational thing I've heard all day...

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    I had a hot, sweaty nekkid chick in my bed last night. Too bad she's got a cold & was running a fever.

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    "I didn't just drive a thousand goddamn miles on a motorcycle to watch some little girl prance around on stage" - Steve Morrison on if Justin Bieber performed at Sturgis Motorcycle Rally

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    you know....
    i like this logic.
    just think jessica alba could be naked at this very moment.


    god what a sight that has to be.

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    Can't argue with this logic.
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    They all will have pooped too.....fascinating.
    sheepa latta peepah dabba looka foh a moopy

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    There were also a lot of lagoon-creature-women that were, or will be, naked today.

    anyhoo, back to Jessica Alba.

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    I find comfort in this fact...

    Jessica Alba has had an orgasm.
    "It's so damn hot... milk was a bad choice." --Ron Burgundy, Anchorman

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Halen
    I find comfort in this fact...

    Jessica Alba has had an orgasm.
    Has she? Maybe she's just been faking it and need some "Vitamin O", aka me
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