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    I have not had a speeding ticket for 15 years. tonight my best man in my wedding, who I have not seen in 10 years stopped by and said "Dude come up to the bar". So I did, and after one sip of my Budweiser I said "I have to run home and get some pictures from my wedding. Would you believe I was driving 31 in a 25 zone and get pulled over by a HP. I had a sip of beer on my breath and he thought he had made his quota. While checking out all of the high tech equipment in the cruzer, that they did not have in 1987. He asked me to go through the test. During the tests he asked me why I was smiling, I told him, "I was serious when I said that I had one sip and that this was very interesting. He said "so you are telling me that you only drank one sip of beer tonight". I said, in a confident way, "yes". And I know this was a stupid thing to say, I said "But I am going back up there".
    To tell a long story short, Hate me if you will, I later drove home safely very drunk. I don't know why but I think it was very empowering to the self esteem to get checked for a D.U.I. when you know that you are sober.
    Yes I am LUCKY!!

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    Your post ???

    I expected the author of the post to be 19... then I noticed the age 37.
    Hey dude, you may want to think twice about posting crap like this in the future. You felt "empowered"?. This just in from the news desk, "driving while intoxicated is NOT cool".

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    Exactly, so you got away with it fuck that... My mom, dad, sisters or friends could have been on the road that night. My ex girlfriend was killed by a drunk driver 9 years ago when he crossed the center line and hit her and the guy she was dating at the time head on. Talk your "empowering" game pal, but when you hit and kill someone and are charged with murder we shall see if you are still smiling.
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    Quote Originally Posted by EDHEAD
    I don't know why but I think it was very empowering to the self esteem to get checked for a D.U.I. when you know that you are sober.
    I don't know why either. Sounds like a pretty mundane thing to get all 'empowered' over

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    To tell a long story short, Hate me if you will, I later drove home safely very drunk Yes I am LUCKY!!
    You are also apparantly a bit of a knobhead.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Goo
    You are also apparantly a bit of a knobhead.
    Quality.
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    You are a moron for endangering your life, and the life of everyone else on the road around you by driving drunk.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Goo
    I don't know why either. Sounds like a pretty mundane thing to get all 'empowered' over...
    You are also apparantly a bit of a knobhead.
    I'd go further. How about "self-absorbed asshole"? Meleboy pointed out above the dire consequences of being so blatantly irresponsible.

    Whew! You got home. And if you wiped out a family in the process, would you still be posting that at least you were not hurt?

    It's one thing to actually perpetrate this moronic act, then come on a website and brag about it? Doubly stupid.

    Fuck you and your "luck".
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    I've lurked here for a about 3-4 years. I've thoroughly enjoyed reading everyone's posts and opinions but never registered because I felt that if you don't have any thing to add to a thread, why post. But this moron has prompted me to take the time to register and make my first post here.

    **ahem**

    You, sir, are a fucking idiot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by spel chek
    I've lurked here for a about 3-4 years. I've thoroughly enjoyed reading everyone's posts and opinions but never registered because I felt that if you don't have any thing to add to a thread, why post. But this moron has prompted me to take the time to register and make my first post here.

    **ahem**

    You, sir, are a fucking idiot.
    Bravo.
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    "I later drove home safely very drunk"


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    Don't f'in drink n drive.

    Smoke pot instead.

    Talk about 'empowerment' when you get pulled over and get away with it.....

    Cop: "Sooooo, you like to smoke funny smellin' cigarettes, do we son!"
    Me: "I know what ur thinkin' sir, but this here is one of them there 'clove' cigarettes. Y'know, like the kind u git at ur local health food store?"
    Cop: "Dang.....ain't never heard of somethin' so queer b4. Healthy smokes. Goddamn.....Only in America. Bet them fellers with towels for hats never came up with somethin' like that right thar."
    Me: "Fuckin' A man."
    Cop: "Well son, you enjoy them fag smokes. Watch ur speed. Oh, and, keep drivin' safe with 'Safe Auto'. They DO keep you legal for less. Smart move."
    Me: "Why, yes. I am all about the personal responsibility. Have a nice night officer."

    Brotha......that's the shit right there!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by spel chek
    I've lurked here for a about 3-4 years. I've thoroughly enjoyed reading everyone's posts and opinions but never registered because I felt that if you don't have any thing to add to a thread, why post. But this moron has prompted me to take the time to register and make my first post here.

    **ahem**

    You, sir, are a fucking idiot.
    Welcome to the pit spel check. If we have a best first post comp, I think you might just win.
    Last line especially, nothing like a polite insult.

    and btw drunk fuck, I still lose about 10 days work a year (from 20 years ago)from a crushed l5 disc due a drunk cunt in charge of a vehicle and I can't play sports because my knees pop out after ten minutes of twisting and turning because my legs were stuck under a fucking capri engine for half an hour whilst the fire brigade tried to figure out how the fuck to get me the fuck out without cutting my fucking legs (fucking) off.

    I wanted to make a joke out of this,but...... I can't.

    Cunt.
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    Perhaps, in your infinite wisdom, you thought that people would give you a "thumbs up" for your "triumph"? This is not 1987, we're not watching Fast Times At Ridgemont High and people fucking DIE when you drink and drive. The days of "I don't drink and drive, I might spill my drink" are long over. You should give your car keys to someone that's not a moron, find a nice quiet place and try to figure out how you became such an asshole.
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    Of all the ways to feel empowered, this is how this ass clown does it.
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