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    I'm Pretty Sure I Could Score With Jessica Alba If This Was 1947!

    I have no scientific research to back this up,mind you, but the fact is that guys like me were shagging all the hot pussy in 1947. I would be one hot piece of ass in 1947.

    I'm not worried so much about how long it takes Dr. Wang to develope his time machine, I've just got to figure out how to get Jessica Alba into it.
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    Axx, you crack me up sometimes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Axxman300
    I have no scientific research to back this up,mind you, but the fact is that guys like me were shagging all the hot pussy in 1947. I would be one hot piece of ass in 1947.

    I'm not worried so much about how long it takes Dr. Wang to develope his time machine, I've just got to figure out how to get Jessica Alba into it.

    Dr. Wang let me borrow the time machine the other day... First of all, it's gettin' kind of old... He needs to build a new one...soon!!! Anyways, you're totally right! I'm so goddamned tired from hittin' all that fine 1947 ass... I need some gatorade or somethin' because I feel dehydrated and I surely need some electrolytes!!!

    BTW, if I knew you wanted to go back to 1947, you should've said something earlier!!! There was an extra seat in the time machine... I would've let you have my leftovers!!!
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    this thread is useless without pictures.... *of Jessica Alba only, of course...


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    Okay, I'm game...





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    How 'bout a few more...







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    Once again, it's Sunday night and there was nothing going on here but threads about kids being murdered and Hugo Chavez and killing everyone in Iran.

    So I figured I'd lighten it up, plus I really want to bang Jessica Alba like a screen door in a tornado. I don't have much of a shot now but she'd have been all over me in 1947.

    Plus, I see that others have used my thread to post pictures of Jessica, which is a good thing. Just my way of making the world a better place.
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    You're such a humanitarian, axx...

    BTW, the screen door in a tornado line... I'm stealing it and gonna use it!!!

    Thanks!!!

    BTW, right click on my red x and go to properties... That Jessica Alba pic is nice...
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    Quote Originally Posted by fast98dodge
    BTW, the screen door in a tornado line... I'm stealing it and gonna use it!!!

    Thanks!!!

    Me too Brother, that's a great one.

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    THEE HOTTEST WOMAN ON THE PLANET!!!!

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    I thinking a Nobel is in order here...
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    She definitely oozes with hotness.
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    my god......look at this face......

    flawless!

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    Quote Originally Posted by namedmydaughterHALEN
    my god......look at this face......

    flawless!
    and she likes pearl necklaces...
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    Note to Alba:

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    Ms Alba,

    In the real world, strippers.....guess what.......

    They STRIP!!!!

    a.k.a.= get naked, show da goods, take it all off, bare the beav.........



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