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    Sinner's Swing! InTheBeginning's Avatar
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    Well a French newspaper, L'Est Republicain, has leaked a story saying that Bin Laden is dead. Saudi officials say that he is sick from a waterborne illness.

    Hmmmm...
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    He has had kidney failure for quite some time and is on dyalisis. He must have some kinda bank to keep all the junk it takes to support that nearby. I know there would be sympathetic clinics that would treat him but there can't be that many clinics period. Put surveilance on every dyalisis clinic & trace who their suppliers are sending supplies too. UBL has to be at the end of one of those roads. Artificial kidneys don't grow on trees, re-using them is incredibly tricky even w/ the right equipment & it's deadly if you don't get it right. People w/ kidney failure have pretty stringent diets to adhere to also. It's entirely possible that being on the run has caught him before we did.


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    Paul is dead...
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    Default he said she said.

    Quote Originally Posted by InTheBeginning
    Well a French newspaper, L'Est Republicain, has leaked a story saying that Bin Laden is dead. Saudi officials say that he is sick from a waterborne illness.

    Hmmmm...
    I think that MF SN was dead years ago when they bombed all the caves.

    but for real....

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    Bush better pray he isn't dead.

    There goes all his fun if he is.
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    Short answer: No.
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    People... Listen up!!! He's not dead, at least he wasn't June 4th... He was my cab driver taking me to the Houston Airport after TLW II...

    He had the Van Halen pumping away in the cab, we bullshitted about Miami Vice and MacGyver and when I mentioned Bobby Brown being a coke head, he muttered something nasty under his breath I couldn't quite make out... Actually before we got to the airport, he busted out some killer hash and we smoked a bowl. He got rid of my hangover with that fattie bowl he loaded...

    Cool guy, but obviously he has some issues to address...
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    LMAO...man, that must've been GOOD stuff if it was able to get rid of the nasty hangover you had to have been suffering from!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by fast98dodge
    People... Listen up!!! He's not dead, at least he wasn't June 4th... He was my cab driver taking me to the Houston Airport after TLW II...

    He had the Van Halen pumping away in the cab, we bullshitted about Miami Vice and MacGyver and when I mentioned Bobby Brown being a coke head, he muttered something nasty under his breath I couldn't quite make out... Actually before we got to the airport, he busted out some killer hash and we smoked a bowl. He got rid of my hangover with that fattie bowl he loaded...

    Cool guy, but obviously he has some issues to address...

    I saw him there too when I landed. He had a curious bumper sticker on the cab:

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    Osama listens to VDIII?

    No wonder he's a terrorist!
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    Quote Originally Posted by LowLifeFlatHeadScum
    Bush better pray he isn't dead.

    There goes all his fun if he is.
    Exactly.

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    I don't think he's d-e-d.
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    I think he is dead. Once Bobby Brown heard about UBL wanting to kill him so he could get Whitney, he sent his posse off to Pakistan.

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    Is that why Whitney left Bobby? To go to Osama's side?

    You never know.

    Isn't Afghanistan one of the largest producers of opium in the world?

    Doesn't Whitney REALLY LIKE bi-products of opium?

    Get the picture? Osama's not dead, he's been luring Whitney to join him all this time! He's having a great time now.

    He's gonna move to Malibu after he gets some.
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