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    10.Martha Quinn found wandering streets,incoherent and clutching a Helmut Newton poster and mumbling something about child support.
    9.Edward getting a little concerned about Wolfie's interest in the Backstreet Boys.
    8.Detroit Tigers blaming the band for lack of championships. Last title? 1984. Coincidence? They think not.
    7.David Hasselhoff keeps saying "But I read it on the internet! Surely I am their new singer. Right?????"
    6.MacFarlane toys chomping at the bit to make action figures.
    5."Assless Pants 'R' Us" may be forced to file for Chapter 11.
    4.Gene Simmons keeps calling to remind Ed and Al how great they would look in makeup.
    3.Voices in Brad Starks' head now loud enough to bother neighbors. ("I know nothing!" "Yes, you do." "Right - yes, I do." "No you don't." "Right - no I do- AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!! STOP! MAKE THEM STOP!!!!
    2.David Coverdale insists that "the internet says 'Coverdale', not 'Hasselhoff', you bloody fool!"
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    1.Some guy named Waldo wants to know where his "goddamn royalty check" is!

    [ March 23, 2001 at 11:56 AM: Message edited by: Wolfman ]

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    Nice, a lil humour is good these days in the world of VH !!

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    HA!!
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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Wolfman:
    1.Some guy named Waldo wants to know where his "goddamn royalty check" is!

    [ March 23, 2001 at 11:56 AM: Message edited by: Wolfman ]
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    HOLY SHIT THATS FUNNY!!!


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    Sweet, Wolfman!!
    Can't stop...addicted to the shindig...

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Wolfman:
    8.Detroit Tigers blaming the band for lack of championships. Last title? 1984. Coincidence? They think not. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Only a Yankee fan could be so cruel...
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    "Did I not say, 'I think we should shoot him!' I did. Double rainbow on this end. I require a high five. Out."- track 5, on the delicate art of banning

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    LMFAO That was hilarious Wolfman! You ought to send that in to Letterman and see if they need a new writer!
    'Dave, how will I know that I've made it?' I tell 'em, 'When you can spell 'subpoena' without thinking about it, you made it'

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    lol! who wouldn't be concerned that there child actually liked the backstreet boys?
    "hello trouble! looking for a place to happen?"<br />dlr-6/23/01

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    Nice work Wolfman.
    I'm one of those crazies on your block.

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    Gosh...Wolfman, can I post this on my website? It's still cracking me up!
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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR> 7.David Hasselhoff keeps saying "But I read it on the internet! Surely I am their new singer. Right?????" <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Oh my god...ya know I have to thank you guys. I had no idea when I wrote that fake press release over a year ago that this "rumor" would take on such a life of it's own and still be around a year later. LOL it still makes me laugh, even though I made it up lol.

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Lead Synth:
    Gosh...Wolfman, can I post this on my website? It's still cracking me up!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Absolutely....... with proper credit of course.

    (I'm drawing up the contract right now.)

    I'll have some more for you guys this week.

 

 

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