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    Default C-3PO Should Have Died...

    I was re-watching the IV-VI movies again and man does he just piss me off. It could have been a sad and ironic death, Chewie could have given him a good-ole-boy slap there at the Ewok shindig and sent his worthless, whining, golden ass flying off of the deck and then fallen hundreds of feet to the ground to be smashed on the ground.

    See, I think that the whole "Golden God" thing had gone to his head and I think that the next day C-3P0 stages a coup and sends his Ewok miniuns to kill everyone. Luke probably gets away after hacking the shit out of a couple hundred of the furry bastards but I think Solo and Chewie get done in a Leiah ends up his love-slave.

    Yeah, they totally should have wasted him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Axxman300
    I was re-watching the IV-VI movies again and man does he just piss me off. It could have been a sad and ironic death, Chewie could have given him a good-ole-boy slap there at the Ewok shindig and sent his worthless, whining, golden ass flying off of the deck and then fallen hundreds of feet to the ground to be smashed on the ground.

    See, I think that the whole "Golden God" thing had gone to his head and I think that the next day C-3P0 stages a coup and sends his Ewok miniuns to kill everyone. Luke probably gets away after hacking the shit out of a couple hundred of the furry bastards but I think Solo and Chewie get done in a Leiah ends up his love-slave.

    Yeah, they totally should have wasted him.
    damn dude...did a gold robot bang your girlfriend in a past life or what?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Axxman300
    I was re-watching the IV-VI movies again and man does he just piss me off. It could have been a sad and ironic death, Chewie could have given him a good-ole-boy slap there at the Ewok shindig and sent his worthless, whining, golden ass flying off of the deck and then fallen hundreds of feet to the ground to be smashed on the ground.

    See, I think that the whole "Golden God" thing had gone to his head and I think that the next day C-3P0 stages a coup and sends his Ewok miniuns to kill everyone. Luke probably gets away after hacking the shit out of a couple hundred of the furry bastards but I think Solo and Chewie get done in a Leiah ends up his love-slave.

    Yeah, they totally should have wasted him.
    I think that as annoying as he was to the other characters in every episode, he was an essential part of the storyline. Particularly in the earlier movies IV to VI. Think back to those days and remember the novelty of having a robot character. He was an important part of what made the Star Wars saga so different. He was pasted on every poster and every cover at the time for this reason.

    These days we are so used to seeing humanised synthetic characters that we look back at the "pioneers" as an annoyance. Needless to say that I am a big fan of C3PO, where as I think that JarJar Binks should have been punched in the mouth at birth.
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    Ill give you C-3PO if you promise to kill off Lando. Ill never forgive him for screwing over Han. I know he helped save him later on but it's to little to late for me. Either way the man's dead to me, put him on the board! And for that trigger happy Cloud Car pilot that shot up the Falcon when it arrived in Cloud City, your on notice buddy!

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    Quote Originally Posted by emm5150
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    then ill build it from the mexican side. -my reply.

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    Hey, it was a slow night on the board and I'm tired of world politics.

    Besides, what does C-3PO say about Anikin Skywalker really? I mean, why would an eight year old want a gay buttler in the first place?
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    I agree Axxman

    I always thought that asside from the very first movie he was just a stupid annoyance.
    In the first movie (New Hope) they nailed the character and he added to the movie. He was a very interesting character in New Hope. Then in "Empire" and "Jedi" he just wouldn't shut the fuck up and I liken him to more of a "Jar Jar Binks" annoyance, which certainly needs to be killed. I was glad when C-3P0 got blasted to pieces snooping around cloud city in Empire. Unfortunately Chewy put him back together.
    The 3 newest movies did well in keeping C3PO in the background most of the time.
    That Jar Jar BInks fucker was the worst thing of all. And the E-Woks. I hated the "kiddie" aspects of some of the movies.
    Lucky for us Lucas dropped all the kiddie friendly stuff in "Sith", so the last movie was the darkest and most kick ass, along with New Hope.

    edit: Empire and Sith were darkest, but New Hope and Sith are prob my fav.
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    C-3PO was a wuss. Part wimp, part pussy.
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    What a weird thread. To add to it, I've always thought C-3P0 was the first ambiguosly gay robot.
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    Quote Originally Posted by vhrocker
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