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    Van Halen is great
    with start in Los Angeles
    now they are hidden
    A little more volume in the headphones please.

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    Yup, I get bored as shit at work from time to time myself.
    "The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man."
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    wow. its come to this.
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    Van Halen is gone
    Halen was fast and danger
    Sammy shut up now
    Sammy did the impossible. He made Van Halen better. Deal with it.
    Michael did the impossible. He made Van Halen better. Deal with it.
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    ham and cheese sandwich
    "Watch what people are cynical about, and one can often discover what they lack.” -- Gen. George S. Patton

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    Pastrami, myself.
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    Pluto no longer
    a planet. So, is Goofy
    still a Disney dog?
    A little more volume in the headphones please.

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    Just say no to drugs guys.

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    Ham on Rye
    Right here I say....

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    Haven't seen this is in a while...


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    bunny with pancake
    this is not so very nice
    van halen is great
    A little more volume in the headphones please.

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    Roth IS Van Halen
    Reunite please so that
    I may die in peace.

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    Quote Originally Posted by InTheBeginning
    Van Halen is great
    with start in Los Angeles
    now they are hidden
    how's this for an attempt?

    you are who eddie
    spoke about when he said that
    the net's for losers

    c'mon man, I know things are slow on the Van Halen front. But Van Halen poetry? What's next? a thread on which member of VH you most want to blow?

    they're just 4 guys that write music, no different that you and me except for their job.
    Last edited by It's Mike; 08.27.06 at 04:38 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by InTheBeginning
    Pluto no longer
    a planet. So, is Goofy
    still a Disney dog?

    Whoa.... ...... ....... ..... that shit's deep!!!!... ..... ...... *toke*...... ....... ...... tooo much to worry about on a Sunday..... *toke*....... ....
    Sings like a bird. Rocks like a pig.

 

 

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