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    Default Enjoy Your Birthday Sex!!

    Happy Birhday OLO

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    Happy Birthday, you funny bastard!
    Bobby Cohn: Who's going to be at Waynestock?
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    Garth Algar: Ha ha ha ha ho!
    Bobby: Who else?
    Garth: Uh, me...and...and Wayne...
    Wayne: ...and uh...VAN HALEN!!!
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    Bobby: Yeah, who else?
    Wayne: Uh, an old man fashioning a kayak out of a log?

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    Happy Birthday OLO! I am sending you some chocolate flavored lube and a video of my last birthday bash. I hope you enjoy your birthday to the fullest extent of Enumclaw law.


    With all due respect, I think the name of this thread should be "Happy Birthday OLO! and then Mish can say Enjoy your b-day sex in the reply. I do not think people will "get" the thread title and skip the OLO birthday greeting. Just my opinion.
    Just go for it!

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    Happy Birthday OLO. And for God's sake, put some freakin' clothes on.
    "It's so damn hot... milk was a bad choice." --Ron Burgundy, Anchorman

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    As if OLO's gonna get any birthday sex! Have a happy one anyway, dude.

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    Happy Birthday OLO...hope it's a great one!!!

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    Don't know if a romantic evening with your hand qualifies as birthday sex but have a Happy Birthday anyway!!!
    Love should NOT be work, it should be as easy as breathing Dave's Dreidel

    My god, our government has less secrets than Van Halen. Emperor Brett

    I'm a Democrat and an Atheist, but I've yet to receive my ticket to Hell. Is this something I call Live Nation about or what? JakeK21

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    Happy birthday...

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    Happy Birthday, OLO! Don't be sniffin' those panties we sent you, k?
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    Holy shit, Batman!
    It's...

    ...AGAIN!



    Hope you have a FANTASTIC one, my crazy friend...
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    Worked for me anyway. I still have colleagues asking me what it is like to fuck a green womanoid with seventeen breasts.
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    OLO
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    HAPPY BIRTHDAY SEX BUDDY!

    I made you some Text boobs:

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    Enjoy!


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    Have a great Birthday OLO!!!

    Right Now you're reading my post!


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    hahahaaaaaaaaaa birthday sex!! good one! i havent heard a joke like that since....huh? what? it happens? nuh uhhhhhhh....shit.
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    Congrats, man. Maybe the birthday fairy will give the Sonics an almost winning record this season...
    Can't stop...addicted to the shindig...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ktgiles
    Happy Birthday, OLO! Don't be sniffin' those panties we sent you, k?
    HA!!! That's like telling a pyromaniac not to play with fire!!!
    Love should NOT be work, it should be as easy as breathing Dave's Dreidel

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    I'm a Democrat and an Atheist, but I've yet to receive my ticket to Hell. Is this something I call Live Nation about or what? JakeK21

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