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    N. Korea Claims It Captured U.S. Submersible

    U.S. Denies Any Vessels Are Unaccounted For

    SEOUL, South Korea -- North Korea is claiming it has captured an unmanned U.S. submersible and has put it on display in Pyongyang.

    A pro-North Korean newspaper in Japan reported that the small vessel was captured during a reconnaissance mission in waters off North Korea's eastern city of Hamhung.

    On the newspaper's Web site, Choson Sinbo, is a picture purported to be of the black torpedo-shaped U.S. vessel.

    The United States is dismissing the report. A military spokesman in South Korea said, "We have nothing unaccounted for and there is no way for us to verify that this is a U.S. vessel."

    Last September, North Korean leader Kim Jong-Il instructed officials to put the vessel on public display next to the spy ship USS Pueblo, which the communist regime seized along with its crew of 82 on Jan. 23, 1968. One man was killed and several were wounded, according to USSPueblo.org. The 82 surviving crew members were captured and held prisoner for 11 months.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Down In Flames
    Get back to me when they capture electricity.
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    Exclusive photo just released to the press!

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    Quote Originally Posted by LowLifeFlatHeadScum
    Exclusive photo just released to the press!

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    I used to have one that you had to insert these little tablets into...then it would sink to the bottom of the pool and after a while, it would magically rise to the surface.
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    It's probably some WW II wreck that washed ashore......
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    Quote Originally Posted by ZeoHalen
    It's probably some WW II wreck that washed ashore......


    "So?!?! When it washed ashore, we CAPTURED IT.......... with ferocity!!"

    Then I rewarded our elite force with free rice from a local farm woman... We also gave him the farm woman.
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    This one is simple.

    Here's our reply, If I were in charge...

    "Oh, you got one of our subs? no kidding..wow, that's some bad luck, eh? Geez, if it weren't for bad luck, i'd have no luck at all..HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa (REALLY LOUD, obnoxious laugh)hahaha..ha..ha..ha....ahhhh...(cricketts chirping)...well ANYWAY, ..ok, so where will you have it ready for us to pick up?...What's that?...say again...?
    we cant have it back..you say, wha..? you're gonna do what to it..? learn the technology.?...hmmmm...alright, i'll tell you what. Since technology surely is the big carrot to you, here's the deal. Have the sub back in American waters by...let's see, today is tuesday,....fri.., no saturday morning and all will be forgiven and you can keep your candle technology.Otherwise, we'll help you join the 21st century by sending you some of our favorite technology...wha's that? ..oh yes, nuke technology...right..we'll send you some of our nuke technology..up close and personal...right...by saturday...am....am...morning....in the morning...when the fucking sun comes up you slant-eyed, little girl banging, small-dick little.....FIRE!!"
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    Wow Pert! T/G you're not in charge or we'd be in a heap o'trouble.
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    Quote Originally Posted by chefcraig
    I used to have one that you had to insert these little tablets into...then it would sink to the bottom of the pool and after a while, it would magically rise to the surface.
    Sounds like you were playing with a turd.......................
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    Quote Originally Posted by Darkstar
    Sounds like you were playing with a turd.......................
    I was going to say that it sounds like something Brett or I flushed into the Pacific durring out Colon cleaning competition. It's nice to see that the North Koreans will preserve our dietary exploits for all time.
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