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    Default Is Chimpy drunk again?

    Sing along with the stumbling monkey.........


    Well I ain't seen my baby since I don't know when,
    I've been drinking bourbon, whiskey, scotch and gin
    Gonna get high man I'm gonna get loose,
    Need me a triple shot of that juice
    Gonna get drunk don't you have no fear
    I want one bourbon, one scotch and one beer
    One bourbon, one scotch, one beer



    But I'm sitting now at the bar,
    I'm getting drunk, I'm feelin' mellow
    I'm drinkin' bourbon, I'm drinkin' scotch, I'm drinkin' beer
    Looked down the bar, here come the bartender
    I said "Look man, come down here"
    So what you want?





    One bourbon, one scotch, one beer
    No I ain't seen my baby since the night before last,
    Gotta get a drink man I'm gonna get gassed
    Gonna get high man I ain't had enough,
    Need me a triple shot of that stuff
    Gonna get drunk won't you listen right here,
    I want one bourbon, one shot and one beer
    One bourbon, one scotch, one beer




    Now by this time I'm plenty high,
    You know when your mouth a-getting dry you're plenty high
    Looked down the bar I say to my bartender
    I said "Look man, come down here", he got down there
    So what you want this time?
    I said "Look man, a-what time is it?"
    He said "The clock on the wall say three o'clock
    Last call for alcohol, so what you need?"



    One bourbon, one scotch, one beer
    No I ain't seen my baby since a nigh' and a week,
    Gotta get drunk man till I can't even speak
    Gonna get high man listen to me,
    One drink ain't enough Jack you better make it three
    I wanna get drunk I'm gonna make it real clear,
    I want one bourbon, one scotch and one beer
    One bourbon, one scotch, one beer


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    no stinkin click! muffdiver's Avatar
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    LMAO....

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    You are a moron!
    "The problem with self-improvement is knowing when to quit." -David Lee Roth

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    I wasn't actually aware that he'd ever stopped drinking.
    Please don't tell me he's sober when he makes those decisions.
    Drunk or sober, the guy is a dangerous, deluded megalomaniacal idiot who poses the biggest threat to the world of any man on the planet.

    Sorry, forgot the thread title...were we talking about the Gibbon (Mel) or the Chimp (George)?
    A man could lose himself in a country like this.

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    WTF was that???? Looks like he may have had a few of the little travel size bottles of fun.
    RIP - Classic Van Halen

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    I don't mind tipping back a few now and then, why should it bother me when the President decides to have a couple?
    "Viking - last to sleep, first to rise, last to leave, that's how the Nords of old rocked the house." ~ timmac in the 'Texas Linkers' thread talking about yours truly. :-)

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    Kinda looks as though he stepped in it, eh?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MikeL
    Kinda looks as though he stepped in it, eh?


    Jesus Christ that must have been a big bird!
    "Viking - last to sleep, first to rise, last to leave, that's how the Nords of old rocked the house." ~ timmac in the 'Texas Linkers' thread talking about yours truly. :-)

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    Quote Originally Posted by graeme
    Drunk or sober, the guy is a dangerous, deluded megalomaniacal idiot who poses the biggest threat to the world of any man on the planet.

    Soooo, I'm guessing you're still on the fence on what you really think about him?
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    "I think you're all fucked in the head. We're ten hours from the fucking fun park, and you wanna bail out! Well, I'll tell you something, this is no longer a vacation . . . it's a quest! It's a quest for fun! I'm gonna have fun, and you're gonna have fun! We're all gonna have so much fucking fun we'll need plastic surgery to remove our Goddamn smiles! You'll be whistling Zip-a-dee-doo-da out of your assholes! "
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