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    Two-Faced Kitten Born in Oregon
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    ROSEBURG, Ore. — A newborn kitten recently entered the world with two faces and, hopefully, at least nine lives. Gemini was born Sunday with two mouths, two tongues, two noses and four eyes.

    "I kind of feel sorry for her, because I can't know for a fact if she's going to live or die," its owner, Lee Bluetear of Glide, told the (Roseburg) News-Review. "If she makes it, she should be a perfectly normal and healthy cat. Other than having two faces."

    Roseburg veterinarian Alan Ross, who examined the kitten (search) on Tuesday, said he can't estimate the kitten's life span. He said when he first saw the kitten, he wouldn't have given her more than a 10 percent chance of survival.

    "With the three of our veterinarians here, we have a combined total of 50 years of experience," Ross said. "We have never seen anything like this."

    Bluetear, 40, said Gemini is much stronger and drinking more milk than in its first few days. Ross said that if the kitten does survive, it might need surgery to remove the extra tissue in between its two mouths.

    Bluetear has been breeding different kinds of animals, starting with dogs, since 1980. Roughly three years ago, she discovered a litter of smaller than normal kittens she calls "miniature cats."

    She now has plans to market the miniature cats (search), which grow to about 4 pounds, on the Internet.

    Gemini was born to a miniature mother and a full-size father.

    "Everybody is totally amazed that this thing exists," Bluetear said.
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    Oh man...I feel bad for that cat
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    they should just put it outta its misery......
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    That thing just looks sick!
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    Quote Originally Posted by voivod
    market the miniature cats
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    They should just put that kitten to sleep. IMHO its cruel to let is live and suffer.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OLO
    They should just put that kitten to sleep. IMHO its cruel to let is live and suffer.
    Agreed!
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    Quote Originally Posted by OLO
    They should just put that kitten to sleep. IMHO its cruel to let is live and suffer.
    Why do you assume that it's suffering? Granted it's hard to get any conclusive answers on that question from a cat, but if they observe the kitten and it doesn't appear to be in pain, and at least some of its eyes are working (I doubt all 4 would function) and there's nothing else physically wrong with the creature that would prevent it from living a normal cat life, then why not let it be? If three veteranarians have examined the kitten, I'd guess they know what they're looking at.

    My question is how this woman has been breeding "miniature" cats in the first place, since this obviously came from that altered gene pool.
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