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    Default Things you find out when you have sons

    1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft.
    house 4 inches deep.
    2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with
    roller blades, they can ignite.
    3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a
    crowded restaurant.
    4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not
    strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and
    a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint
    can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
    5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on.
    When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a
    few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a
    long way.
    6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a
    baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
    7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's
    already too late.
    8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
    9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even
    though a 36-year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
    10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-
    year old Boy.
    11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same
    sentence.
    12.) Super glue is forever.
    13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you
    still can't walk on water.
    14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
    15.) VCR's do not eject "PB & J" sandwiches even though TV
    commercials show they do.
    16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
    17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
    18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
    19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys
    do not like ovens.
    20.) The fire department inAustin , TX has a 5-minute response
    time.
    21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make
    earthworms dizzy.
    22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
    23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
    24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their
    friends, with or without kids.
    25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake
    fluid.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ZeoHalen
    25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake
    fluid.
    HAHAHAH
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    Quote Originally Posted by ZeoHalen
    25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake
    fluid.
    As I was reading that, I did think to myself, "Really? Cool!"

    Not saying I was going to do it, though...
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    Baluchitherium Ted Van Halen's Avatar
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    The clorox & brake fluid deal is absolutely true. My college physics prof. took us outside one day, poured some "Shock" pool powder in a beaker, followed that w/ some brake fluid, told us to stand back & a few seconds later that junk went off like a jet plane on full afterburner. Shot a flame 3 feet high. Some of us tried it later in a beer can but the can just melted. Maybe we shoulda drunk the beer first. It's cheap easy amusement.


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    I was actually thinking of doing it when I read that. lol Sounded cool.

 

 

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