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    Man Kills Woman with Big Sausage

    The wurst way to go?


    FRANKFURT (Reuters) - German police have arrested a man on suspicion of murdering a woman with a sausage.


    Prosecutors and police said the 50-year-old was arrested after the woman's body was discovered in an apartment in Zwickau, eastern Germany. They said she had choked on a Bockwurst, a popular large German sausage.


    The prosecutors said the man had given a patchy account of events, acknowledging that he may have "administered" a Bockwurst to the woman. They are now working to establish exactly what happened in the run up to her death.

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    Interesting title for a thread.
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    I thought this was going to be about the sausage racers at Miller Park.
    Just go for it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BREW CREW
    I thought this was going to be about the sausage racers at Miller Park.
    Those things are hilarious. I know a guy who was one of the sausage racers for 2 seasons.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LoveWalkinIn
    Those things are hilarious. I know a guy who was one of the sausage racers for 2 seasons.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LoveWalkinIn
    Those things are hilarious. I know a guy who was one of the sausage racers for 2 seasons.
    LOL... was he the guy who got whacked with a bat a couple of years ago?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Guitar Shark
    LOL... was he the guy who got whacked with a bat a couple of years ago?
    No, that was a chick in the sausage suit that got whacked. I can't remember which one he was, but he was out there when that happened to her.
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    For some reason, the thought of a chick wearing a sausage suit is pretty funny to me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LoveWalkinIn
    No, that was a chick in the sausage suit that got whacked. I can't remember which one he was, but he was out there when that happened to her.
    Is he German, Polish or a mix of everything? Maybe that will help determine which sausage he was.
    Just go for it!

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    A guy who kills mit sausage given sie a patchy account of events...Ich bin shocked...
    Can't stop...addicted to the shindig...

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    This thread isn't what I thought it was at all. Man, my head is in the gutter...
    Got to stop thinking that way...

 

 

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