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    Atomic Punk fast98dodge's Avatar
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    Default Happy Birthday Map 57!!!

    To the man with biggest and best "Spank Bank", Happy Birthday!!!
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    Happy Birthday Map...you're da best!!!!

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    what f98 said. happy birthday!
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    Quote Originally Posted by fast98dodge
    To the man with biggest and best "Spank Bank", Happy Birthday!!!
    LOL! Couldn't have said it better myself...
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    Worked for me anyway. I still have colleagues asking me what it is like to fuck a green womanoid with seventeen breasts.
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    To the king of photos!!!!! Have a good one....
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    February 10, 1978...The day that changed the Rock N Roll guitar world!!!

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    Happy Birthday, Map! Have a great one...don't spend too much time hold up in the bedroom with pics today!!!
    Meet me in Cabo!

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    Happy Birthday M57!!!!!!!!!
    RIP - Classic Van Halen

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    Happy Birthday, you picked a great day to be born!!

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    Thanks to all that have wished me a good B'day so far. I also appreciate the photo references. Sorry I haven't done much of that lately, but it appears as though someone else has taken it and run with it.....maybe a little too much. I feel quality is sometimes better than quanity. If someone could please wrap Ali Landry up and send her my way, I'll be very thankful.

    If you don't know who to look for, this is her.......





    Thanks again everybody,

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    What would the links be without you??? I look forward to your posts. Happy Birthday!
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    Happy motherfuckin' Birthday oh King of Pics!!!
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    Have I seen my last one?

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    Quote Originally Posted by map57
    Thanks to all that have wished me a good B'day so far. I also appreciate the photo references. Sorry I haven't done much of that lately, but it appears as though someone else has taken it and run with it.....maybe a little too much.

    HORSESHIT!!!! Keep the spankalicious shit coming goddammit!! TOo much is better than not enough in the BG thread!!!

    Happy birthday.....now get back to posting the fantasy fodder, ya slackass!!!!
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    No shit...

    You're the original, my brother! If it weren't for you, the Beautiful Girls Thread wouldn't be what it is today! You're the King of the Spank Bank... All others are just heirs to the throne!
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    Happy b-day cowboy! I miss your classy women in the BG thread....too much smut going on over there for me now.
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    *Orders from CENTCOM*

    Priority One stop

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    Execute: Immediately stop

    "Ignore all suggestions other than those advocating much more, continuous posting..the smuttier, the better " STOP

    Happy birthday , oh purveyor of the kingdom of the Beautiful Girls!
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