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    Default Masturbation accountability

    These people are for real....

    ""Nope, wet dreams are simply a natural body function. God knows your innocence through them, it's only if you try to masturbate - then it's a sin.
    Nice work Ben""



    ""Hey guys, I messed up again.
    I informed my pastor of it, please pray for me.""
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    How in the hell did you come across that?

    "Hey, Reverend Righteous - I spanked the monkey while thinking about Christine Choirsinger naked. Can you say a prayer for me?" Who would admit such a thing? Eddymon?

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    Quote Originally Posted by billy007
    How in the hell did you come across that?

    "Hey, Reverend Righteous - I spanked the monkey while thinking about Christine Choirsinger naked. Can you say a prayer for me?" Who would admit such a thing? Eddymon?

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    Quote Originally Posted by voivod
    These people are for real....

    ""Nope, wet dreams are simply a natural body function. God knows your innocence through them, it's only if you try to masturbate - then it's a sin.
    Nice work Ben""



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    Porn is a powerful addiction. Why berate these people for trying to get past it? Would you scoff at an AA message board?
    Can't stop...addicted to the shindig...

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    Sacto, please....

    These are a bunch of wierd puritan fucks and any comparison to AA is just, well... retarded.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wray
    Sacto, please....

    These are a bunch of wierd puritan fucks and any comparison to AA is just, well... retarded.
    Really now? Well, since you fancy yourself an intellectual, perhaps you can explain what is so "retarded" about the point. Perhaps you can explain your evaluative judgment that the people are no more than "puritan fucks?" Or maybe it will be more comfortable for you to pretend you have a point, hiding behind childish name calling instead of adding anything to the topic...
    Can't stop...addicted to the shindig...

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    Look, if you are taught that Masturbation is a sin, you really are getting set up for a serious guilt trip. I'm sorry, human beings are sexual creatures. That's just the way it is. Now sure, we all have the capacity to make choices about our behavior (otherwise we are just like wild animals), but sex drives are very powerful.

    Jerking off is entirely normal.

    In a recent study, they found that 90 percent of men masturbate on a regular basis. Do you realize what that says about men?!?

    It says that 10 percent of us are liars!

    I don't think God has men cut off their penis when they get to heaven.

    Pornography is another subject...trying to give up porn can be troubling. I do have some ethical concerns about pornography and how it can warp people's ideas of what "normal" sexuality is all about. "Gee honey, why can't you act the chicks in this porno I watched..." Porn is fantasy.
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    That was part of my point, John...Some people see the big M as a personal problem associated with porn and they want to stop and feel the need for some help...
    Can't stop...addicted to the shindig...

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    I'd like to know where exactly in the scriptures it says that masturbation is prohibited.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SactoFan
    That was part of my point, John...Some people see the big M as a personal problem associated with porn and they want to stop and feel the need for some help...

    Exactamondo....

    This is about people who have problems, people who've lost control. If they were going to a shrink about their problem, nobody would say anything but if they turn to a Pastor or Priest then somehow they're fucked up. That's just wrong, not everyone feels confortable, or can afford a shrink so they turn to their faith for help. Anybody actually know that 12th step?

    As long as they're not trying to stop me from rubbing one out then I have no problem.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SactoFan
    That was part of my point, John...Some people see the big M as a personal problem associated with porn and they want to stop and feel the need for some help...
    I totally agree.
    "Everything comes to me while I'm sitting on the pot." - EVH

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rovus
    I'd like to know where exactly in the scriptures it says that masturbation is prohibited.
    In religious realms, anything you are addicted to is a sin...or so I’ve been told.

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    And therein lies the nation's current psychosexual identity crisis. More people
    than we're admitting here are working through the institutionalized guilt
    layed on them about sexuality in general that we get these paranoid
    reactions from people who are still grappling with their shit. Maybe
    so many are addicted b/c it's what's verboten - you know, that whole
    Forbidden Fruit thingy. It's a killer.

    And yeah I might say the same thing to AA. We all like a good time,
    but get a fucking hold of yourself, man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mistere
    And yeah I might say the same thing to AA. We all like a good time,
    but get a fucking hold of yourself, man.
    I swear to drunk officer, I'm not God.
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