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    Sinner's Swing! vh_chick's Avatar
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    LADIES: What's Your Stripper Name?

    See what your stripper name will be, and share it with your Linker friends.

    We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute.

    Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. And, if we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not.

    Here is your dose of humor...


    1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:

    a = Fantasia b = Chesty c = Starr

    d = Diamond e = Montana f = Angel

    g = Sugar h = Mimi i = Lola

    j =Kitty k = Roxie l = Dallas

    m = Princess n = Heidi o = Bambi

    p = Bunny q = Brandy r = Sugar

    s = Candy t = Raquelle u = Sapphire

    v = Cinnamon w = Blaze x = Trixie

    y = Isis z = Jade

    2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of
    your new last name:

    a = Leather b = Dream c = Sunny

    d = Deep e = Heaven f = Tight

    g = Shimmer h = Velvet i = Lusty

    j = Harley k = Passion l = Dazzle

    m = Dixon n = Spank o = Glitter

    p = Razor q = Meadow r = Glitz

    s = Sparkle t = Sweet u = Silver

    v = Tickle w = Cherry x = Hard

    y = Night z = Amber

    3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of
    your new last name:

    a = hooter b = horn c = tower

    d = fire e = thighs f = hips

    g = side h = jugs i = shock

    j = cocker k = brook l = tush

    m = sizzle n = ridge o = kiss

    p = bomb q = cream r = thong

    s = heat t = whip u = cheeks

    v = rock w = hiney x = button

    y = lick z = juice
    Last edited by vh_chick; 05.12.06 at 10:10 AM.
    "Hey, thanks for the bracelet! Was that one for me?" - Michael Anthony to me in the Golden Ring in Grand Rapids, MI July 9, 2004
    July 9, 2004 - Mike pressed a guitar pick into my hand!
    "We're in the right place!" EVH @ The Joe in Detroit, July 10, 2004
    "Hey! What's up!?" - Mikey, upon recognizing me in the Golden Ring in Chicago after getting his second bracelet, July 21, 2004
    "What is uuuuuuuuuup!!!???" - Mike to me in Detroit, May 12th, 2005, after receiving third bracelet.
    "You found me again!" - Mike to me in Detroit, Nov. 2, 2007

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    Sinner's Swing! vh_chick's Avatar
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    I wouldn't normally post such a time-waster (tho I don't know why not...LOL!) but my stripper name is SO DANG COOL!

    Fantasia Silver Fire.

    Oh yeah. Try to top that one. I want to be called this from now on. It can be my cool FBI secret name, like Mountaineer.

    Shari
    "Hey, thanks for the bracelet! Was that one for me?" - Michael Anthony to me in the Golden Ring in Grand Rapids, MI July 9, 2004
    July 9, 2004 - Mike pressed a guitar pick into my hand!
    "We're in the right place!" EVH @ The Joe in Detroit, July 10, 2004
    "Hey! What's up!?" - Mikey, upon recognizing me in the Golden Ring in Chicago after getting his second bracelet, July 21, 2004
    "What is uuuuuuuuuup!!!???" - Mike to me in Detroit, May 12th, 2005, after receiving third bracelet.
    "You found me again!" - Mike to me in Detroit, Nov. 2, 2007

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    No Chick, I can't top you (not here in front of the children), but I can,
    um, submit my drag name (i.e. Your childhood pet + the street you
    grew up on) =

    Noble Crestbrook
    Last edited by mistere; 05.12.06 at 10:28 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mistere
    Noble Crestbrook
    Nice.

    Now the guys can participate, as well!
    "Hey, thanks for the bracelet! Was that one for me?" - Michael Anthony to me in the Golden Ring in Grand Rapids, MI July 9, 2004
    July 9, 2004 - Mike pressed a guitar pick into my hand!
    "We're in the right place!" EVH @ The Joe in Detroit, July 10, 2004
    "Hey! What's up!?" - Mikey, upon recognizing me in the Golden Ring in Chicago after getting his second bracelet, July 21, 2004
    "What is uuuuuuuuuup!!!???" - Mike to me in Detroit, May 12th, 2005, after receiving third bracelet.
    "You found me again!" - Mike to me in Detroit, Nov. 2, 2007

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    Quote Originally Posted by mistere
    No Chick, I can't top you (not here in front of the children), but I can,
    um, submit my drag name (i.e. Your childhood pet + the street you
    grew up on) =

    Noble Crestbrook
    Rosie Sixth St. LOL!
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]


    "20 minutes (late to work)? Shit. Last year I woke up three weeks too late.
    My advice is to go for the alien abduction story. Look bemused, dishevelled and on the verge of tears as you recount your story of intrusive and degrading medical tests.
    Worked for me anyway. I still have colleagues asking me what it is like to fuck a green womanoid with seventeen breasts.
    Alternatively just walk in and inform everyone that alcoholism is indeed a disease and that they should be less judgemental and perhaps a little more supportive."
    - graeme on the addiction to this place.

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    Starr Silver-Shock if I were a drag queen onstage,
    Big Bulging Member if I were in the dressing room though.
    Last edited by Eddymon; 05.12.06 at 10:32 AM.
    'Old Van Halen, when I was in it-classic Van Halen-makes you wanna drink, dance and screw, right? And the new Van Halen encourages you to drink milk, drive a Nissan and have a relationship.' - David Lee Roth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mistere
    No Chick, I can't top you (not here in front of the children), but I can,
    um, submit my drag name (i.e. Your childhood pet + the street you
    grew up on) =

    Noble Crestbrook

    "Lulu Las Feliz"
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

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    Drag queen name: Fantasia Sunny Jugs
    "What we are dealing with here, is a complete lack of respect for the law" - Jackie Gleason, Smokey and the Bandit

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    IF I were a drag queen..."Dallas Leather Heat" .... Whoa... the irony....

    I live in Texas not to far from "Dallas" where there's no shortage of "leather" and "heat"
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    Quote Originally Posted by ZeoHalen
    Drag queen name: Fantasia Sunny Jugs
    LOL, geez, that one made my day.


    I'm Bambi Leather Thong - sounds dry.

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    "Heidi Velvet Kiss"
    Stupid is forever, ignorance can be fixed.
    False words are not only evil in themselves, but they infect the soul with evil.
    Compassion is the basis of all morality.
    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive but do not forget.
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    drag name (i.e. Your childhood pet + the street you
    grew up on) =


    Gups Amberly

    (sounds like a retired snooker star)

    . . . . .
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    Fantasia Heaven Thong at your service!
    Bobby Cohn: Who's going to be at Waynestock?
    Wayne Campbell: Um, uh...Aerosmith & Pearl Jam!
    Garth Algar: Ha ha ha ha ho!
    Bobby: Who else?
    Garth: Uh, me...and...and Wayne...
    Wayne: ...and uh...VAN HALEN!!!
    Garth: Wow. Van Halen. Who else?
    Bobby: Yeah, who else?
    Wayne: Uh, an old man fashioning a kayak out of a log?

    - Wayne's World 2

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    Quote Originally Posted by hatchetforce
    drag name (i.e. Your childhood pet + the street you
    grew up on) =


    Gups Amberly

    (sounds like a retired snooker star)
    That's also your pornstar name. First childhood pet, though.

    Mine's Pokey Rio...
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