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    Atomic Punk BREW CREW's Avatar
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    The reason I am not a Mod anymore.

    One day I was walking in to the Mod room and I saw a box of a bakers dozen glazed donuts. I picked it up and sat down in my chair. I looked around and did not see anyone else around so I decided to start eating the donuts. Well, I ate all of them! Sorry, I was bored and hungry. If you know me personally, you KNOW that I can't eat too much sugar, I get extremely hyper and get even more hungry. So I decided to take a shower and chill out for a bit before anyone showed up.

    After about a 1 hour shower, yes I like to take long showers..shut up!...I was drying off and I heard a knock at the front door. So, I hurried up, dried off and got my boxers on to run to the door. While running to the door, I fucking stubbed my little toe on Billy's chair!! I did the "grab your foot and hop with the other leg" routine only to smack in to Top Timmy's Graphic Artist board. I was freaking out because I was in pain and new that TT was going to be pissed off! I regained my composure and my appetite...YES, I was hungry again! I hobbled to the door and opened it to my surprise. Ohh yes!!! There were two boxes....one that had what looked like 4 plain donuts and another box that looked like glaze stuff in a bottle for donuts. I thought something was weird but I grabbed the boxes and went back to my chair. I said fuck it, I am going to make me a donut. I poured this glaze stuff ALLLL OVER this donut. I took a bite out of it...and to my surprise it was really chewy at first, then it just broke up into chunks. The glazing stuff tasted horrible, but I am a man and ate the rest. I was HUNGRY people! When there is food at the Mod Room, you better get a bite or you are going hungry. I hid the boxes under my chair for reasons you will hear later...

    Okay, for the dealio. I started to get hyper again, so I decided to play DLR's Yankee Rose very loud on Brett's old boom box. Of course, Yankee shows up and starts doing air guitar stunts like you have never seen...this kid is GREAT! Then Sucka shows up and says," huh, where are the donuts"? I said, "WHAT FUCKING DONUTS DUDE".

    After some serious triple-mod-air-guitar-stunts, OLO comes walking in. He wants to know where the baby gifts for seenbad's baby boy is. I asked OLO wtf he was talking about. He said Brett, jimmy and Dan Halen went in together for seenbaby and there should be two boxes here.

    Uhh, I just casually limped over to my chair and quietly looked at the two boxes. I picked them both up and looked at the writing on the cards....

    Hmmm....well, kind of hard to tell you all this..BUT.... One card said: "From all of us at the Mod Room, here are a few teething rings for seenbaby." I was OK with that...it's just plastic. Then, I read the other note from Brett: "seen, I know this may seem weird, but I am a pack rat. We froze some breast milk from when my kid needed it and thought this would be a decent gift for your seenbaby...it's frozen so it will be good when thawed.

    At that point, Sucka, OLO and Yankee where doing the 5150 dance to Best of Both Worlds when I got up and ran towards the bathroom. Well, I got caught up in the 5150 walk and power puked all over them guys. I just kept puking and puking. I even puked so hard that I farted a bit. It blossomed and made OLO gag and Yankee run outside. Sucka was his usual gentleman self and asked if he could help...he didn't know why I was puking. I told him, and he laughed so hard that he sharted a bit. Goo comes in and is pissed because of the mess and starts yelling in a weird accent. He smells something foul and calls the rest of the crew in to talk. Well, the end result was obvious. I ate the donuts and forgot to pick up my towel in the bathroom....the rule of never leaving a mess in the bathroom and never eating all the donuts was my bad.


    Seriously: I have recieved some questions on what is up from you guys. I stepped down for personal reasons...some of you know what is up with my wife's condition. In my mind I must be more available than ever for my wife and family. I know you can all respect that. I am always going to check in at the links...I am not quitting this place. I do not need the extra "duty" though now.

    The mod team is great to have here, they are very cool people and I enjoyed being a mod. Please respect those guys because they are here to make and keep this site enjoyable and running....it is a tough job yet very fun. Thanks for listening.
    Just go for it!

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    08.04.17 @ 11:33 PM
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    Great story Brew!!

    I didn't know you weren't modding anymore tho. But you gotta do what's best for you and your family. Gotta have the priorities and all that.

    Hope you don't totally disappear tho. Many's the time I've pondered doing that, even now. Still debating.............................

    You've done a helluva job sir.
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    Thanks for the laughs with the comedy side of the post...

    Hopefully things will work out well for you and your family...
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    I actually wasn't aware of problems with your wife's health, but my best hopes are with ya, BC. Your services here were top-notch and I hope to see your return to your former office again soon.

    Again....all my hopes.
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    Man, I wish you the best. Always one of the coolest people around here, and I really wish you and your family well. If giving up your mod status was what you had to do, so be it. I admire you for making that move. I didn't know the story, but I don't need to for wishing you the best of luck.

    Good luck and best wishes, good friend.
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    Hey, family comes first bud.....

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    Definitely family first. I hope everything goes well for you.

    P. S. The Packers still suck though!
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    LMAO funny post Brew.

    Best of luck dude, stay away from my jam covered Batman suit.
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    LOL! Funny post Brew, not what I expected for sure when I read the title. I like how you put Yankee Rose in there. I hope your wife gets better soon!
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    Quote Originally Posted by YankeeRose
    LOL! Funny post Brew, not what I expected for sure when I read the title. I like how you put Yankee Rose in there. I hope your wife gets better soon!
    Yeah, my wife had a relatively good day today, so I am in my good mood fashion tonight. Hey, at least I didn't mention that you had on a Sammy wig when you were doing the air guitar thingy to Yankee Rose.
    Just go for it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by OLO
    LMAO funny post Brew.

    Best of luck dude, stay away from my jam covered Batman suit.
    Hmmm...after my hazing last year, I stay away from Latex items. Thank you.
    Just go for it!

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    Funny post, and glad to hear your wife is doing alright today. I just noticed today that you're not a mod, and I was wondering!

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    Quote Originally Posted by kowski
    Funny post, and glad to hear your wife is doing alright today. I just noticed today that you're not a mod, and I was wondering!
    According to our local doctor, we will be heading to Peoria for treatment sometime. I will give you all a heads up when it's due.
    Just go for it!

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    i was not aware of the situation concerning your wife. i hope she gets well in time . family first .

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    I think I said it all to you in PM, but for sure, good luck man.
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