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    ...guys' are you thinkin what I'm thinkin?

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    Yeah, I was thinkin' it....

    ...but then I started thinkin' that if I wanted to bang an Asian chick who only knows 400 words and has only a few expressions, I would go get a "massage" at the Asian Palace up the road. Why can't these scientists put their time, money and effort into curing cancer or something?

    ...but, yeah, my first thought was bangin' the Asian robot!

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    Sex-bots, here we come!!!!!
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    You know robots are usually clean from viruses which tend to lead to some, lethal diseases, once in a while. Dont you think

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    I'd hit that shit!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Phatie
    ...guys' are you thinkin what I'm thinkin?

    http://times.hankooki.com/lpage/2006...7203910160.htm

    hot asian robot love.
    you know it.
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    (See "Berlin Wall" and "Likud Israel" for examples) ” FORD- when i told him i'd build a wall between the US and Mexico.

    then ill build it from the mexican side. -my reply.

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    Gosh, think of all the attention she'd get from everyone! Men would love her because she's programmed not to complain, and never gets bitchy. She'd have a lot of female friends who would want tips on how she manages to get everything she wants. This very type of woman would be the ultimate, and she'd have everything. She would be the envy of mortal women, who are subject to aging, disease, obesity, etc. She'd drive you home when you drank too much, and be up early, staying perfectly silent until you're ready for your morning hummer. Indeed, this is the ultimate woman, and will be the envy of mortal women everywhere. If you get tired of her, just throw her off a cliff!

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    Yeah, but does she leak oil every 29 days?

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    Quote Originally Posted by billy007
    Yeah, but does she leak oil every 29 days?
    LMAO

    Were are we going to keep our sex robots? Its one thing to hide a porn dvd in the sock drawer when my Niece and Nephew come to the house but a life size sex robot??
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    C'mon OLO, it's for the commuter lane. Geez..

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    Quote Originally Posted by OLO
    LMAO

    Were are we going to keep our sex robots? Its one thing to hide a porn dvd in the sock drawer when my Niece and Nephew come to the house but a life size sex robot??
    dress her up like a housekeeper.
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    “ Originally posted by FORD
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    (See "Berlin Wall" and "Likud Israel" for examples) ” FORD- when i told him i'd build a wall between the US and Mexico.

    then ill build it from the mexican side. -my reply.

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    Quote Originally Posted by billy007
    Yeah, but does she leak oil every 29 days?
    That would be the Ford model.
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    Early reports indicate the sex is too mechanical.
    Sorry.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phatie
    Gosh, think of all the attention she'd get from everyone! Men would love her because she's programmed not to complain, and never gets bitchy. She'd have a lot of female friends who would want tips on how she manages to get everything she wants. This very type of woman would be the ultimate, and she'd have everything. She would be the envy of mortal women, who are subject to aging, disease, obesity, etc. She'd drive you home when you drank too much, and be up early, staying perfectly silent until you're ready for your morning hummer. Indeed, this is the ultimate woman, and will be the envy of mortal women everywhere. If you get tired of her, just throw her off a cliff!
    What happens when robbots go bad? Then we're screwed, and not in a good way.
    Now, if there were only a way to reprogram our human females..... That might be safer then having female sexbots run amoc, riding guys to death. Don't get me wrong, I'd love to die doing it, but, what if her robot vagina malfunctions and clamps shut your penis. I couln't go through life with out my penis. I suppose I could get a sex change, but I would be a lesbian after.
    Hopefully she wasn't programmed by Microsoft...

 

 

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