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    Default Wal-Mart Worker Finds Man Glued to Toilet

    SALISBURY, Md. - A 20-year-old was found by a Wal-Mart employee in the bathroom Sunday night after he sat down and was glued to the toilet seat.

    The man, whose name was not released by police, was taken to the hospital late Sunday night, said Lt. Cheryl Rantz of the Salisbury Police Department.

    "The man had gone into the bathroom and sat down," she said. "He was banging on the wall when the employee came in."

    Rantz said the man was treated and released.



    I think acetone is used to get the glue off.

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    That would be pretty embarrassing! Maybe the guy didn't wipe good enough from the last time he was on the pot?
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    That's hysterical. The guy probably walked out of Wal-Mart w/no pants on and a toilet seat stuck to his ass.
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    I think they mean he was "released and treated"
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    This is an organized scam.


    There was a story last Summer about a guy who got glued to a tiolet seat in a Home Depot somehwere in the Mid-West. He threatened to sue until someone found out that this same guy had already sued another place for the same thing.

    I'll bet this is what's going on here.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Axxman300
    This is an organized scam.


    There was a story last Summer about a guy who got glued to a tiolet seat in a Home Depot somehwere in the Mid-West. He threatened to sue until someone found out that this same guy had already sued another place for the same thing.

    I'll bet this is what's going on here.
    You are right Axx. I heard the same story in the Home Center News mag. It is a scam.
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    See guys this is what I was talkin about in that other thread about gettin scammed at Costco.

    How long does he sit there before the glue's dried?????
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    I always get my glue test kit out before I shit.
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    They have kits for that??
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    In aisle 2300 at the Sooper WallMart...they are right next to the "how to go poopy in a public stall for dummies".
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    Oh okay. I was lookin in the wrong store. I thought you meant SprawlMart. Guess it's not Try'nSave eh?

    Well I'll definitely have to check again. Thanks.

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    What , you guys haven't put glue on a toilet seat before...?

    J/K that's pretty brutal..

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    Wow what do you guys do in Canada for this kinda thing?
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    Cyanoacrylate glue doesn't dry so much as it goes off. I use it in one of my hobbies. If I remember right, it's moisture in the air that triggers the chemical reaction that sets the glue. There's a lot of heat produced. When you get it on your skin it goes off almost immediately and in large quantities is hot enough to burn. It's awesome stuff, but I sure wouldn't want to sit on any of it. It's bad enough when you accidentally glue your fingers together.

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    Man in Wal-Mart restroom sniffing glue gets high on pot.
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