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    Well, my last Top 10 died quickly, but here I go again. Thanks to TD Wolfdog for the idea.

    Anyway, here are the Top 10 Ways that Alex injured his neck.

    10. He hurt it trying to lift Dave's ego.

    9. He hurt it throwing Sammy out the window.

    8. He re-hurt it throwing Gary out the window.

    7. He re-re-hurt it throwing Ray Daniells out the window

    6. He hurt it fixing the window afterwards.

    5. He strained it carrying his under talented younger brother all these years.

    4. Dave told him "the next time I see you, you better be wearing a fuckin' neckbrace", and Alex took it literally.

    3. Wearing those heavy sunglasses all those years. That's the price of an image.

    2. His neck isn't really hurt, Alex just has a very unusual fashion sense.

    And the number one way Alex hurt his neck...

    1. Four words, "this keg is heavy".



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    Glenn, I liked them all, but the Number 1 reason is probably the truest reason. KEGS are not light, just ask Ed, thats probably how he hurt his hip...

    Very funny !!

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    Number 10 probably isn't far off. But if number 7 were true, I wouldn't care if he broke every bone in his body doing that.

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    Or maybe he hurt it by bending over too quickly when kissing Eddie's ass. LOL.

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Glenn:
    4. Dave told him "the next time I see you, you better be wearing a fuckin' neckbrace", and Alex took it literally.


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    LOL!!!



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    Kegs are heavy shit allright. Last weekend we put up 3 into our 2nd floor suite. Talk about a bunch of He-Men!! Of course, "I" was the one who lifted the most...



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    Glenn...good stuff!!!*

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