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    LADIES: Take the Pledge



    Alright ladies, it's that time of year once again!!! I think we need to be reminded of a few things. So my sisters, PLEASE, raise your big toes and repeat after me ....

    The Open-Toe Shoe Pledge

    As a member of the Cute Girl Sisterhood, I pledge to follow the Rules when wear sandals and other open-toe shoes:

    I promise to always wear sandals that fit. My toes will not hang over and touch the ground, nor will my heels spill over the backs. And the sides and tops of my feet will not pudge out between the straps.

    I will go polish-free or vow to keep the polish fresh, intact and chip-free.

    I will not cheat and just touch up my big toe.

    I will sand down any mounds of skin before they turn hard and yellow.

    I will shave the hairs off my big toe.

    I won't wear pantyhose even if my misinformed girlfriend, coworker, mother, sister tells me the toe seam really will stay under my toes if I tuck it there.

    If a strap breaks, I won't duct-tape, pin, glue or tuck it back into place hoping it will stay put. I will get my shoe fixed or toss it.

    I will not live in corn denial; rather I will lean on my good friend Dr. Scholl's if my feet need him.

    I will resist the urge to buy jelly shoes at Payless for the low, low price of $4.99 even if my feet are small enough to fit into the kids' sizes. This is out of concern for my safety, and the safety of others. No one can walk properly when standing in a pool of sweat and I would hate to take someone down with me as I fall and break my ankle.

    I will take my toe ring off toward the end of the day if my toes swell and begin to look like Vienna sausages.

    I will be brutally honest with my girlfriend/sister/coworker when she asks me if her feet are too ugly to wear sandals. Someone has to tell her that her toes are as long as my fingers and no sandal makes creepy feet look good.

    I will promise if I wear flip flops that I will ensure that they actually flip and flop, making the correct noise while walking and I will swear NOT to slide or drag my feet while wearing them.

    I will promise to go my local nail salon at least once per season and have a real pedicure (they are about $35 and worth EVERY penny).

    I will promise to throw away any white/off-white sandals that show signs of wear... nothing is tackier than dirty white sandals.

    Don't keep this to yourself - pass it on to other sisters.
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    Ew. Was that image really necessary?

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    Yes, in fact, it was. People go out in public with that nastiness showing. It's just WRONG!

    Shari
    "Hey, thanks for the bracelet! Was that one for me?" - Michael Anthony to me in the Golden Ring in Grand Rapids, MI July 9, 2004
    July 9, 2004 - Mike pressed a guitar pick into my hand!
    "We're in the right place!" EVH @ The Joe in Detroit, July 10, 2004
    "Hey! What's up!?" - Mikey, upon recognizing me in the Golden Ring in Chicago after getting his second bracelet, July 21, 2004
    "What is uuuuuuuuuup!!!???" - Mike to me in Detroit, May 12th, 2005, after receiving third bracelet.
    "You found me again!" - Mike to me in Detroit, Nov. 2, 2007

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    Yes I will. I hate nasty feet!!!!!

    I give myself a pedicure once a week. I live in sandals year round here in Florida. I hate it when woman wear sandals with butt ugly feet.
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    That was too funny. Excellent post!

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    Ha ha ha!! Funny... *raises hand* I too pledge!!
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    A pledge I would like to start for guys, somewhat related to this:

    Guys: If you wear sandals this summer, for heavens sake, do not wear socks at the same time!!!
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    I pledge not to open this thread ever again. Those are some crusty heels.

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    Yes, Ladies - take the Pledge...and start dusting! Starting to look like "the Munsters" around here...

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    Did not need to see that pic.

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    I love summer and bare feet!!! I live for the day I can put the toe rings and ankle braclet back on. However, if my feet looked like that - that should be outlawed. Severe fines or public flogging, at minimum.

    So, on this note, I wonder how many guys have a foot fettish? I've been told I have cute feet, but I once worked with a guy who was obsessed with them. Are there many guys like this?

    BTW - I'll make the pledge.
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    Quote Originally Posted by billy007
    Yes, Ladies - take the Pledge...and start dusting! Starting to look like "the Munsters" around here...

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    You beat me to it! LOL
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    ...I'd like to add a little to this, whether you all like it or not. There are very few sounds that grate on my nerves more than the 'hammer effect' of certain heels that women wear. I don't flinch during gunfire, thunder, power tools, and various other annoying sounds, but the thing right up there with shrieking 3 year olds and rap music, are those loud women's heels. I don't think its about shoes at all with some of these women, it's about power. The power to torture those around them with the sound of those thunder-thighs hammering down on tile, echoing through post offices, and otherwise quiet public places. The only other sound I hate worse is the thumping of bass from rap music as stupid people drive by. Ladies, put a shock absorber on those heels! It is the 2nd most nausiating sound I know, and there should be a law.

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    Amen, sista...preach on!!!
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    Okay first of all, what are all the guys doin in this thread???????

    J/K!

    I agree tho and hate the sound of flip floppin sandals, along with the clickin of the heels.

    btw - I rarely wear sandals, but if I do I'll take the pledge as well. Funny pledge actually.
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