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    Default If they made a Van Halen movie...

    If there was a Van Halen movie to be made, who would portray everyone in the band? Other integral people in VH history can be included as well.

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    I dunno. I don't really see the Van Halen story as movie material.

    Now, as a daytime soap opera? Yeah, that could happen.
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    well either way, but bigtime stars can still apply

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    Jim Carrey as Diamond Dave.
    Ben Stiller as Eddie Van Halen.
    Vince Vaughn as Alex Van Halen.
    Luke Wilson as Michael Anthony.
    Sean Penn as Sammy Hagar (old man Spicoli)
    Steve Buscemi as Gary Cherone.
    Andy Richter as Ted Templeman.
    Will Ferrell as Ray Daniels.
    Lucy Liu as Valerie Bertinelli.

    Van Halen: The Movie

    could only be a comedy.


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    Hopefully it won't be like that Def Leppard movie that came out on VH1...(though I have to admit I did watch it).

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    Ben Stiller as DLR
    Brandon Lee as EVH (If he was still alive) or Valerie Bertinelli as Ed, hahaha
    Kevin James as Michael Anthony
    Ben Affleck as AVH
    Gilbert Godfried as Sammy Hagar
    Morrissey as Gary Cherone
    EVH as Valerie Bertinelli
    Donald Trump as Daves radio boss (You're Fired)


    I'll try to come up with some other line-ups, but I like this one. LOL
    MTV ruined music!

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    Well here are my choices. Of course you need wigs.

    Dave early years - Saywer from Lost
    Dave later years - Val Kilmer
    Eddie early years - Orlando Bloom
    Eddie later years - Gary Oldman
    Alex early years - Edward Furlong
    Alex later years - Edward Norton
    Mike early years - Sean Astin
    Mike later years - Bob Golic
    Sammy Early - Dude from Napolean Dynmaite
    Sammy later - Gary Busey (have the same teeth)
    Valerie young - Chick from That 70's Show
    Valerie later years - herself
    Gary Cherone - Keaneu Reeves

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    they already did make a van halen film in 1980. but unfortunately we will never see it, and only the hoarders will, and the band themselves.

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    Ray Daniels = Tom Cruise (whack job) or Ian Faith

    Dave = Sharon Stone
    Young Val = Eva Longoria
    Old Val = Jacqueline Smith
    Ed = Nigel Tufnel
    Al = Chief from One Flew Over the Coocoo's Nest
    Mike = Derek Smalls
    Sammy = Matthew McCaughnehey (sp?)
    Gary = Was he in Van Halen? Not according to BBOW.

    Ed Leffler (Only guy that knew what to do) = Gene Hackman

    Ted Templeman = The Wizard of Oz

    Screenplay = Gene Simmons from Kiss
    Director = Gene Simmons from Kiss
    Producer = Gene Simmons from Kiss
    Lighting = Gene Simmons from Kiss
    Score = Gene Simmons from Kiss
    Cameras = Gene Simmons from Kiss
    Food Catering = Gene Simmons from Kiss

    Key Grip = Gary Coleman

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    Gary = That's BOBW.

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    EVH-- Mackenzie Phillips
    DLR-- Jan Michael Vincent
    AVH-- Jackie Chan
    Mikey-- Dom Deluise
    Sammy-- Divine
    Val-- Herself
    Wolfie-- Mason Reese
    Gary Cherone-- Sean Hayes (from Will & Grace)
    Ted Templeman-- Don Rickles

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    LOL, geez guys. Some of you are downright mean.....

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    I don't know but Johnny Depp would be a great Eddie.
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    maybe chris moltisanti and carmine lupertazzi can produce it. :P
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    Some good suggestions here but I think Bette Midler is really the only one that could play Sammy and pull the role off.
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