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    None of this will be neccessary when a functionally retarded chimpanzee launches a nuclear strike against a soveriegn nation which is no threat to the United States, and the resulting radiation pisses off all the neighboring countries, many of whom are nuclear powers already. Including the big one who already has weapons capable of hitting this continent.
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    The world will end when a large man from the Northwest eats it.

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    Checked the site out - didn't look at all the links, just the main page... someone has too much time on their hands!
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    Quote Originally Posted by FORD
    None of this will be neccessary when a functionally retarded chimpanzee launches a nuclear strike against a soveriegn nation which is no threat to the United States, and the resulting radiation pisses off all the neighboring countries, many of whom are nuclear powers already. Including the big one who already has weapons capable of hitting this continent.
    Why use a nuclear strike when he could just cause a Cat. 5 hurricane or an earthquake/tsunami to take care of them?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MikeL
    The world will end when a large man from the Northwest eats it.
    LOL!

    Seriously. I laughed out loud!
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    Quote Originally Posted by FORD
    None of this will be neccessary when a functionally retarded chimpanzee launches a nuclear strike against a soveriegn nation which is no threat to the United States, and the resulting radiation pisses off all the neighboring countries, many of whom are nuclear powers already. Including the big one who already has weapons capable of hitting this continent.
    hmmm...G W Bush comes to mind.
    you know, it wouldnt surprise me in the least.
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    I don't think it's ever going to. 1000 years from now, those people will look at us like we look at our ancestors and say "What a bunch of retards".
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    Everybody knows that the world will end inside of a giant (red giant, to be exact) fireball called the sun. We've only got six billion years to get ready for that.

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    So, are we talking about the actual planet itself or the "World of Men"?

    'Cuz yeah, this rock will eventually get sucked into the sun or get whacked by a core-splitting planet-sized space body or a shower of comet chunks.

    Plus, the moon is pulling away from Earth at the rate of 18 inches a year and will eventually slip from Earth's orbit. The Moon is a big reason that there's life on this planet, it keeps Earth on a steady axis that tilts gently. Mars is an example of what happens when you don't have a large moon, it flips wildly on it's axis, creating an unstable atmosphere. In fact, it's possible that Mars once had a large moon, thus an atmosphere and life, but the moon was destroyed by a collision which killed everything on the planet below.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Axxman300
    Plus, the moon is pulling away from Earth at the rate of 18 inches a year and will eventually slip from Earth's orbit.
    Everybody relax, it's only 3.8 centimeters a year, about a inch and a half. The figure is obtained by bouncing lasers off reflective panels on the moon left by the Apollo flights. Cool.

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    My bad, the Moon has moved a total of 18 inches away since the first moon landing.

    Still. someday she'll leave us. I'll be long dead so I don't give a shit and if my great-X50 grandkids haven't figured out how to build a space ark or a time machine then it's their own damn fault.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Johnny1234
    Why use a nuclear strike when he could just cause a Cat. 5 hurricane or an earthquake/tsunami to take care of them?

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    You guys are all wrong about the sun.

    Don't you know that Chuck Norris is going to push it away once it gets too close to the earth?

 

 

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