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    Default Wife is cheating on me, need advice...

    I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs. Phone rings, I answer, someone hangs up. She started going out 'with the girls' a lot recently although when I ask which girls it is always "Just some friends from work, you don't know them". I always look out for her taxi coming home but she always walks down the drive although I can hear a car setting off. As if she has got out of the car round the corner. Why? Is it not a taxi? I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went beserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

    Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth but last night she went out again and I decided to check on her. I decided I was going to hide behind my car which would give me a view of the whole street so I could see which car she gets out of. It was while crouched behind my car that I noticed rust around my rear wheel arch.

    Should I take it into a body repair shop or should I buy some stuff from the local auto shop and try to repair it myself?
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    Quote Originally Posted by voivod
    I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs. Phone rings, I answer, someone hangs up. She started going out 'with the girls' a lot recently although when I ask which girls it is always "Just some friends from work, you don't know them". I always look out for her taxi coming home but she always walks down the drive although I can hear a car setting off. As if she has got out of the car round the corner. Why? Is it not a taxi? I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went beserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

    Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth but last night she went out again and I decided to check on her. I decided I was going to hide behind my car which would give me a view of the whole street so I could see which car she gets out of. It was while crouched behind my car that I noticed rust around my rear wheel arch.

    Should I take it into a body repair shop or should I buy some stuff from the local auto shop and try to repair it myself?
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    Lol...had me goin' there too....

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    I say repair it yourself if you have the means.
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    Find out if any of her friends have a brother who works in a body shop. Bang the friend, get the brother to fix the car.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jeff spicoli
    Find out if any of her friends have a brother who works in a body shop. Bang the friend, get the brother to fix the car.
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    Quote Originally Posted by voivod
    I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs. Phone rings, I answer, someone hangs up. She started going out 'with the girls' a lot recently although when I ask which girls it is always "Just some friends from work, you don't know them". I always look out for her taxi coming home but she always walks down the drive although I can hear a car setting off. As if she has got out of the car round the corner. Why? Is it not a taxi? I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went beserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

    Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth but last night she went out again and I decided to check on her. I decided I was going to hide behind my car which would give me a view of the whole street so I could see which car she gets out of. It was while crouched behind my car that I noticed rust around my rear wheel arch.

    Should I take it into a body repair shop or should I buy some stuff from the local auto shop and try to repair it myself?
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    Do it yourself. Those bodyshop guys will screw you behind your back every time.
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    well if you know friends in the auto demolishing business . i would tell you this beat the crap out of her . leave her knock out and bounded in a rug ,
    in the back seat or the trunk and take the car to the nearest canal and dump it . they do that all the time with stolen cars in fla. or leave it in the junk yard to be scrap iron...........
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    Quote Originally Posted by lal5150
    well if you know friends in the auto demolishing business . i would tell you this beat the crap out of her . leave her knock out and bounded in a rug ,
    in the back seat or the trunk and take the car to the nearest canal and dump it . they do that all the time with stolen cars in fla. or leave it in the junk yard to be scrap iron...........
    the following scenerios were taken from the movies pulp fiction and the james bond classic gold finger . no one was harmed during this exercise.


    covering my ass some mods have no sense of humor.........j/k....
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    Quote Originally Posted by lal5150
    the following scenerios were taken from the movies pulp fiction and the james bond classic gold finger . no one was harmed during this exercise.


    covering my ass some mods have no sense of humor.........j/k....
    I never understood why they smashed that car in Goldfinger. "I need to extract my gold from Mr. Solo". They could have kept the gold and the car and just killed him on the ranch.

 

 

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