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    Default I can say with 100% certainty the DAVE IS BACK IN VAN HALEN!

    After alot of researching and hours on the phones, I can now tell you all that Mr. David Lee Roth is back in Van Halen.
    Eddie and Alex have been on the east coast for a couple of weeks now and they have so far recorded 5 songs for a brand new album.
    No mention of a tour yet as they want to get through the rigors of recording first.
    And sorry, Mike isn't involved either.
    'Old Van Halen, when I was in it-classic Van Halen-makes you wanna drink, dance and screw, right? And the new Van Halen encourages you to drink milk, drive a Nissan and have a relationship.' - David Lee Roth.

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    This joke is missing its punchline.
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    great april fools gag...if you had only posted this yesterday or tomorrow

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    Nah, the punchline is evident.

    He's always been so dead on correct before, after all.

    Pulling an April Fool's gag, considering the source, just adds fuel to future fire.
    Last edited by Van Squalen; 04.01.06 at 10:00 AM.

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    April fool's joke! I do keep hoping to see this headlin for real someday :bangmyfuckingheadonthewall:
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    Could there possibly be a more predictable April fools joke about VH every year on this exact day for about the last 10 years?
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    certainly if dave was involved in some sort of project, mike would be too and itd be a negative on the samuel hagar.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eddymon
    After alot of researching and hours on the phones, I can now tell you all that Mr. David Lee Roth is back in Van Halen.
    Eddie and Alex have been on the east coast for a couple of weeks now and they have so far recorded 5 songs for a brand new album.
    No mention of a tour yet as they want to get through the rigors of recording first.
    And sorry, Mike isn't involved either.

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    Yeah he's back in. As in " Back in 1984 "
    Know Roth
    Know Van Halen

    No Roth
    No Van Halen

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    Quote Originally Posted by Top Timmy
    This joke is missing its punchline.
    Eddymon IS the punchline.
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    Mock if you will
    'Old Van Halen, when I was in it-classic Van Halen-makes you wanna drink, dance and screw, right? And the new Van Halen encourages you to drink milk, drive a Nissan and have a relationship.' - David Lee Roth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eddymon
    Mock if you will
    Ok!

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    sweet...this either one of the meanest april fools jokes or the worst timing ever for a confirmation that Dave's back...

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    Backwards masking:

    aprilfoolsday = yadslooflirpa

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    ha-ha..
    Be ready for my new amp "III OSIS" produced by H^3 in stores soon [that was funny in 2006]

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