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    Default Wilmer Valderrama Kisses and Tells

    "That '70s Show" star Wilmer Valderrama went on the Howard Stern morning radio show on Sirius yesterday and had detailed tell-all about his Hollywood conquests.

    The actor told the shock jock that Lindsay Lohan was hot in bed - one of the best girl's he's ever had slept with - and that her boobs are real; Ashlee Simpson was "loud" in bed and that the rumor that he dumped Lindsay for Ashlee wasn’t true; and he rated lover Jennifer Love Hewitt an "eight" out of ten.

    He also talked about dating Mandy Moore, revealing that they were each other's "first loves."

    Wilmer claimed that the other three girls Howard brought up – Jamie Presley, Rosaria Dawson and Jessica Alba – were just friends of his and that he’s never been physical with any of them.

    Wilmer claims he is blessed with a dick in excess of eight inches and, to prove he isn't a complete douchebag, he said that although he videotaped his sexual escapades on numerous occasions, he erased the tapes to keep them from being posted on the internet. How thoughtful. TMI, but thoughtful.
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    Quote Originally Posted by voivod
    "That '70s Show" star Wilmer Valderrama went on the Howard Stern morning radio show on Sirius yesterday and had detailed tell-all about his Hollywood conquests.

    The actor told the shock jock that Lindsay Lohan was hot in bed - one of the best girl's he's ever had slept with - and that her boobs are real; Ashlee Simpson was "loud" in bed and that the rumor that he dumped Lindsay for Ashlee wasn’t true; and he rated lover Jennifer Love Hewitt an "eight" out of ten.

    He also talked about dating Mandy Moore, revealing that they were each other's "first loves."

    Wilmer claimed that the other three girls Howard brought up – Jamie Presley, Rosaria Dawson and Jessica Alba – were just friends of his and that he’s never been physical with any of them.

    Wilmer claims he is blessed with a dick in excess of eight inches and, to prove he isn't a complete douchebag, he said that although he videotaped his sexual escapades on numerous occasions, he erased the tapes to keep them from being posted on the internet. How thoughtful. TMI, but thoughtful.
    I take it his career has slowed down to the point where he needs to make himself appear quite the stud? What a dick - head!
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    I agree.

    the kiss and tell game is a no-no.
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    Well at least when his career ends around the same time THAT 70's SHOW signs off he'll have a gig in porn.
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    Jennifer Love Hewitt??? Say it ain't so...

    I thought she was a nice girl...
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    Nope. She gets around, so we all have a chance with her!
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    Yeah take your chances guys.

    They've got a lotta great meds now for all those std's.
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    Quote Originally Posted by smithjc
    Yeah take your chances guys.
    They've got a lotta great meds now for all those std's.
    I'll lick it clean first...
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    Which guy is Wilbur Valdewhatever on that show.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by muffdiver
    Which guy is Wilbur Valdewhatever on that show.....
    As Red would say......"the damn foreigner!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by LowLifeFlatHeadScum
    As Red would say......"the damn foreigner!"

    Don't forget about "Sabu" or "Haji".
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    Red da man!!
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    ---I guess Dad didn't hear Wilmer on the radio?!---



    Lindsay Lohan's father is playing Cupid with her love life — from behind bars! If her dad gets his wish, the Herbie: Fully Loaded star, 19, will soon be back in the arms of her ex-boyfriend, Wilmer Valderrama, 26. Michael Lohan, 45, spoke exclusively to The National Enquirer from the Collins Correctional Facility in upstate New York.

    He is currently serving one to four years for drunk driving, attempted assault, aggravated harassment and criminal contempt. "From what I've seen and heard, Wilmer is the one for Lindsay," said Michael, a former Wall Street trader. "I've spoken to Wilmer several times by phone and told him this.

    "Lindsay is linked with a lot of different guys in print — most of them are just people she bumps into at clubs. None of them mean a thing to her. And I wish the rumors about her romances would stop.

    "But I always found Wilmer a cut above the other guys she dated. When I met him he was a gentleman and very respectful to her. I like that."
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    Guess stations are limited in the big house.
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    None of those chicks are "nice girls" they're all whores. Especially Hewitt. I bet she wishes that a sex tape with her in it would be released.

 

 

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