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    OK, remind me not to listen to my 13 yr old nephew when he tells me to check out a cool website...

    http://www.fart.com/question.html

    I have to say, I was surprised by some of this information!
    Stupid is forever, ignorance can be fixed.
    False words are not only evil in themselves, but they infect the soul with evil.
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    I have great sphincter control over my farts. My tone is fine tuned.
    Just go for it!

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    That website is hilarious. I enjoy the audio as well.
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    Funny. That sites a real gas...
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    Something stinks in here....

    I think it was that last joke.
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    Whenever I even hear the word "fart", I think of the Fart Game skit from Eddie Murphy... Just think... Now he's doing children's movies... The more things change, the more they stay the same...
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    Quote Originally Posted by fast98dodge
    Whenever I even hear the word "fart", I think of the Fart Game skit from Eddie Murphy... Just think... Now he's doing children's movies... The more things change, the more they stay the same...
    OMG I forgot about that skit. That was freaking hysterical
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    This was in the reviews for "Who Cut the Cheese"

    Reviewer: A reader
    Once, whilst on a commuter train, I happened to let go with a noxious fizzing odor that cleared the entire car, a double decker. People were coughing and pushing for the exits, young children were crying, an old woman fainted. A conductor ran through, hankerchief to mouth, his eyes wide with horror, his wracking, wet coughs making the scene more dramatic than need be. When everyone had left and the car was creaking from the movement, I chanced a breath. The air seemed hazy, and reeked wonderfully of hot mustard, old onions and amonia.

    The book was good.

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