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    Default Cheney's "brown M&M's"

    Apparently Vice President DICK Cheney has his own demands when he travels for appearances.
    I saw on the midday news today that some of his demands are decaf coffee, decaff soda, T.V. MUST be tuned to Fox News, even his wife has demands of Calistoga or Perrier Sparkling water.
    Those are just a short list of his demands.
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    Wow no hunting rifles or ammo??
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    Quote Originally Posted by smithjc
    Wow no hunting rifles or ammo??
    How very Letterman of you.

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    Thank you sir.

    I think...........
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eddymon
    T.V. MUST be tuned to Fox News
    Too lazy to use a remote himself?
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    OHHHH MY GOD!!! VP CHENEY has a list of request's!!!!

    I don't get what the big deal is? 99.999% of celebrity's, politicians and Pro Athletes etc etc do this same exact thing. I bet the President and all past Presidents have done the same thing. I bet Al Gore had and STILL has a list of stuff he demands.


    Hell if I could request to have specific things done for me like that I would, wouldn't you?

    My guess is almost all of us would.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OLO
    OHHHH MY GOD!!! VP CHENEY has a list of request's!!!!

    I don't get what the big deal is? 99.999% of celebrity's, politicians and Pro Athletes etc etc do this same exact thing. I bet the President and all past Presidents have done the same thing. I bet Al Gore had and STILL has a list of stuff he demands.


    Hell if I could request to have specific things done for me like that I would, wouldn't you?

    My guess is almost all of us would.
    I respect most requests....excpet YOURS in the Mod room that we all post while naked!!
    Just go for it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BREW CREW
    I respect most requests....excpet YOURS in the Mod room that we all post while naked!!
    Its a tradition. Lord knows Seen,Timmy and Goo enjoy it.
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    And thats about what its worth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OLO
    OHHHH MY GOD!!! VP CHENEY has a list of request's!!!!

    I don't get what the big deal is? 99.999% of celebrity's, politicians and Pro Athletes etc etc do this same exact thing. I bet the President and all past Presidents have done the same thing. I bet Al Gore had and STILL has a list of stuff he demands.


    Hell if I could request to have specific things done for me like that I would, wouldn't you?

    My guess is almost all of us would.
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    Can you blame the guy?
    FOX is the only one not doing any Cheney jokes. Which reminds me.
    What's the diffence between Bill Clinton and Dick Cheney?
    When Clinton shoots you in the face the worst of it is the dry cleaning.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Axxman300
    I want a keg - on ice - of Bass Ale.

    50 inch LCD TV with X-Box 360 and Madden NFL 2005

    Hoes

    12 large Pepperoni pizzas

    I want an improvised small arms firing range with H&K MP-5s and USSOCOM.45s. Plus 5000 rounds of both 9mm and .45 caliber.

    More Hoes

    A Lounge with four 20ft couches

    Private room with barco lounger and CD player w/ All Van Halen albums (even 3)

    2 helper monkeys.
    I'd ask for:

    10 cases of beer including but not limited to:
    Coors Light
    Red Hook
    Guinness
    Corona

    1 professional ball washer to scrub and rinse(thank you Lewis Black). MUST be female between 18 to 24 years of age. Measurements and hair color requirements will be faxed to the venue 24 hour prior to the event.

    3 Leather couches
    1 CD player including the entire Van Halen / Dream Theater catalogue.
    1 Deli tray presented on the firm naked body of a clean, non-english speaking woman between 18 to 24 years of age.
    1 Carton on Marlboro Lights.
    2 Bottles of Jack Daniels Single Barrell Whiskey.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OLO
    Its a tradition. Lord knows Seen,Timmy and Goo enjoy it.
    I actually have not worn clothing for 17 days now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by seenbad
    I actually have not worn clothing for 17 days now.
    You are soooo...not right!

    On the demands thing, I heard from a friend of mine that Richard Simmons is one of the worst about this. I don't recall much of the details as we were drinking at the time, but I seem to remember that he wants everything to be white, like the couch, etc.
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    Wow who knew Richard Simmons could demand anything?

    But I guess the ones who pass themselves as nice are the worst ones.
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