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    From the press release for the unveiling of 'Monument to Pro Life', the statue depicting Britney Spears giving birth to her first son:
    "Monument to Pro-Life: The Birth of Sean Preston," believed Pro-Life's first monument to the 'act of giving birth,' is purportedly an idealized depiction of Britney in delivery. Natural aspects of Spears' pregnancy, like lactiferous breasts and protruding naval, compliment a posterior view that depicts widened hips for birthing and reveals the crowning of baby Sean's head.
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    A) It looks nithing like her.
    B) Shes naked on all fours on a bear skin rug? That's not giving birth, that's conception.

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    I take back everything I said about Michael Jackson and his weird-ass, narcissistic giant statue of himself floating down the Thames.

    This shit takes the taco, man.
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    havent you heard of alternate birthing methods? First you recieve then concieve, and then, w/o having to move, you are relieved....
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    she gave birth doggie-style?
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    I'm just waiting for some of the photoshop experts here to do something with this one.
    Take the recent Eddie at the Oscar's pic.
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    i dont know if she did, but its one way of birth that some native americans engage in, as well as several animals in the animal kingdom. It's unnattural to us because of technology and so on. Im no Dr. so i dont know of any benefits/risks, but it is not abnormal in the mammal world..

    SAnd she was fat as a horse anyway, so what's the diff??
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    Quote Originally Posted by perticelli

    And she was fat as a horse anyway, so what's the diff??
    yeah you have a point. it was probably easier for her to squeeze out that demonic FederLarva that way.
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    “ Originally posted by FORD
    History tells us that oppressive nations build walls to keep people IN, not out.
    (See "Berlin Wall" and "Likud Israel" for examples) ” FORD- when i told him i'd build a wall between the US and Mexico.

    then ill build it from the mexican side. -my reply.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sisca
    yeah you have a point. it was probably easier for her to squeeze out that demonic FederLarva that way.
    ROFLMAO!! OHH, SHIT, that's funny!
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    Quote Originally Posted by sisca
    yeah you have a point. it was probably easier for her to squeeze out that demonic FederLarva that way.



    OMG that's great!!!

    But that childbirth thing is kinda out there. Looks like she's doing something but birthin ain't it.
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    FederLarva® LOL i couldnt resist!! kinda proud o' that one!
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    “ Originally posted by FORD
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    (See "Berlin Wall" and "Likud Israel" for examples) ” FORD- when i told him i'd build a wall between the US and Mexico.

    then ill build it from the mexican side. -my reply.

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    as well you should be. Now THAT'S some hysterical stuff (and is now going in my sig.).
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    FWIW, My wife found that to be a very comfortable position both during conception & birth. The typical female on her back w/ legs in the air is just for the Dr's convenience. An amish guy where I grew up built a "birthing chair" for his wife. 13 kids later he figured it must work. She'd go into labor, get saddled into this "chair", pop out a kid & finish the dishes after supper. That's a guy keeping his pimp hand strong!
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    Quote Originally Posted by voivod


    From the press release for the unveiling of 'Monument to Pro Life', the statue depicting Britney Spears giving birth to her first son:
    "Monument to Pro-Life: The Birth of Sean Preston," believed Pro-Life's first monument to the 'act of giving birth,' is purportedly an idealized depiction of Britney in delivery. Natural aspects of Spears' pregnancy, like lactiferous breasts and protruding naval, compliment a posterior view that depicts widened hips for birthing and reveals the crowning of baby Sean's head.
    Ironic isn't it that in a "Monument to Pro Life" she's depicted on a dead bear!

 

 

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