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    A.A.A.D.D. ...

    THIS MAY BECOME A COMMON CONDITION AS THE POPULATION AGES (ARE WE THERE YET)???

    Recently, I was diagnosed with A. A. A. D. D. - Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder.

    This is how it manifests:

    I decide to water my garden. As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide my car needs washing.

    As I start toward the garage, I notice that there is mail on the porch table that I brought up from the mail box earlier.

    I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.

    I lay my car keys down on the table, put the junk mail in the garbage can under the table, and notice that the can is full.

    So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the garbage first.

    But then I think, since I'm going to be near the mailbox when I take out the garbage anyway, I may as well pay the bills first.

    I take my check book off the table, and see that there is only one check left.

    My extra checks are in my desk in the study, so I go inside the house to my desk where I find the can of Coke that I had been drinking.

    I'm going to look for my checks, but first I need to push the Coke aside so that I don't accidentally knock it over. I see that the Coke is getting warm, and I decide I should put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold.

    As I head toward the kitchen with the Coke a vase of flowers on the counter catches my eye--they need to be watered.

    I set the Coke down on the counter, and I discover my reading glasses that I've been searching for all morning.

    I decide I better put them back on my desk, but first I'm going to water the flowers.

    I set the glasses back down on the counter, fill a container with water and suddenly I spot the TV remote. Someone left it on the kitchen table.

    I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV, I will be looking for the remote, so I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs, but first I'll water the flowers.

    I pour some water in the flowers, but quite a bit of it spills on the floor. So, I set the remote back down on the table, get some towels and wipe up the spill.

    Then I head down the hall trying to remember what I was planning to do.

    At the end of the day:

    The car isn't washed, the bills aren't paid, there is a warm can of Coke sitting on the counter, the flowers don't have enough water, there is still only one check in my check book, I can't find the remote, I can't find my glasses, and I don't remember what I did with the car keys.

    Then when I try to figure out why nothing got done today, I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all day long, and I'm really tired.

    I realize this is a serious problem, and I'll try to get some help for it, but first I'll check my e-mail.

    Do me a favor, will you? Forward this message to everyone you know, because I don't remember to whom it has been sent.

    Don't laugh -- if this isn't you yet, your day is coming!



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    For a 2 year-old you worry too much.

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    Quote Originally Posted by EVH FANATIC
    For a 2 year-old you worry too much.
    Stupid is forever, ignorance can be fixed.
    False words are not only evil in themselves, but they infect the soul with evil.
    Compassion is the basis of all morality.
    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive but do not forget.
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    I think I'm screwed. That sounds just like me on certain days!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ZeoHalen
    I think I'm screwed. That sounds just like me on certain days!
    Me, too! LOL! I just think it's the fact that we all have TOO MUCH SHIT to do in our lives!
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    My advice is to go for the alien abduction story. Look bemused, dishevelled and on the verge of tears as you recount your story of intrusive and degrading medical tests.
    Worked for me anyway. I still have colleagues asking me what it is like to fuck a green womanoid with seventeen breasts.
    Alternatively just walk in and inform everyone that alcoholism is indeed a disease and that they should be less judgemental and perhaps a little more supportive."
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    That was funny cause I'm already doing stuff like that.
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    I wish I had A.A.A.D.D., not the shit I have

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    What's the technical term for having such a short attention span that you
    can't even make it through the initial post?

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    i am that way everyday. If i dont write it down, it doesnt get done because it doesnt exist...ask Mr. Loons...
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    No kidden. I've been meaning to reply to the post immediately after RF8 posted it this morning, but I got busy doing other things, and accomplished nothing all day! Man, am I pooped!

    So, do you think the VH bros are pissed at Mikey---Opps, sorry, forgot I wasn't in the Mike Tells All Thread. Damn! Now I have to post this reply, & shuffle back over to.... Now where was I going again?

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    Quote Originally Posted by racefan8
    I decide to water my garden. As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide my car needs washing...
    You left the water on
    A little more volume in the headphones please.

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    Quote Originally Posted by InTheBeginning
    You left the water on
    Hehehe - yeah, I kept that in mind the first time I read this - wondering if they were gonna say the hose flooded the neighborhood or something.

    (I got this as an email - it wasn't my diatribe )
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    Everyday, all day my whole life. *sigh* I can get one thing done.
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    That sounds like a lotta women i know,....they think they can multi-task..... but nothing gets finished.....
    Last edited by muffdiver; 03.24.06 at 06:57 PM.

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    I resemble that remark

    Hey I multi-task very well.

    Well - kinda.....................
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