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    Default Penis In My Hotpot

    China's exotic food industry has a new addition, a restaurant that specialises in animal extremities. China's increased wealth has brought a growing demand for exotic delicacies. A new Beijing restaurant is serving up traditional hotpot with a difference.

    Customers can choose from more than 30 kinds of penis - including yak, donkey, dog, ox or even seal. Although a meal can cost more than $500, the restaurant still boasts a loyal clientele. Eating penis is said to improve everything from male virility to skin tone. The new delicacy joins old Chinese favourites such as frog, silkworm, scorpion, dog and snake.
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    No thanks, I'll stick to eating pussy.
    Just go for it!

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    Those mother fucks will eat ANYTHING!

    Fak!
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    500 bucks to eat some weiner. Man, who thought of that?
    Just go for it!

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    Heidi Fleiss?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BREW CREW
    No thanks, I'll stick to eating pussy.
    Note to self, finish swallowing whatever you're drinking when reading questionable threads. I just about choked on my Smirnoff
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    Quote Originally Posted by racefan8
    Note to self, finish swallowing whatever you're drinking when reading questionable threads. I just about choked on my Smirnoff
    Just be thankful you were not eating from the China menu! "I just choked on some penis" would have sounded a little SEXY.
    Just go for it!

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    dude...........just wrong......
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    Quote Originally Posted by BREW CREW
    Just be thankful you were not eating from the China menu! "I just choked on some penis" would have sounded a little SEXY.
    LMAO....fuck, I'M GONNA CALL YOU BUTTER, CUZ YOU'RE ON A ROLL MAN...

    during the last world cup of soccer there was protests cuz the people had dog on the menus , and i'm not kidding , St. Bernard was the dish of choice....

    i'm not jokin ....

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    Quote Originally Posted by BREW CREW
    No thanks, I'll stick to eating pussy.
    I'm with you !!

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    Urp.....Boys night out for Weiner!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by 79th and Sunset
    I'm with you !!
    You guy's eat Cat!.....doesn't the fur stick to your tounge?
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    Quote Originally Posted by arcticwolf64
    You guy's eat Cat!.....doesn't the fur stick to your tounge?
    Ha!!! Take a triple edged razor and shape it up to the design of your choice. Add a little fruit and wine, then dine my friend. num num!
    Just go for it!

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    I'm betting pecker breath is a major problem in that country!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by BREW CREW
    No thanks, I'll stick to eating pussy.

    Brew I am sooo with you on this one!
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