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    Derrrlaxing or "relaxing" as some folks say

    'ello folks.

    It's been a long time since I've posted in heeya and I used to do so all the time. I see a lot of new faces and a few old one's that I still recognize from many yeeyas back.

    Anyhoo, just so a few of y'all know, I'm not just the argumentitive Dave or the Graver/Army dude from "Main." lol

    I have a soft and a warped side as well and I used to live in "Non" many moons ago. lol

    So, bare with me and keep in mind that this 'tis a queeya thread alert and beware.

    Well, I couldn't sleep so (naturally) I started both thinking and doing things that make me relax (I call it der-lax) so the sandman will pay me a visit. I'm a hyper fuck and sometimes go through phases when I just don't sleep. Like NOW.

    Ok, soooo, heeya are some things that make me derlax.

    I dig it when it storms (rain, snow and what have you) and fortunately for myself, it's been doing a lot of that lately.

    Well, we have a hot tub and that 'tis beyond stellar and so relaxing. Especially when it's friggin' storming cos it's under the patio on our deck. I love goin' out and sitting in it with a nice glass of merlot or a beeya. It has all of these stellar jets that massage the bejeezus out of you after a kickass workout or just a stressful day.

    I also totally dig the feeling of my bed after I put on newly washed sheets. I've always spared no expense with my bedding nor sleeping utensils. lol My younger brother and I follow in our father's footsteps and fucking love a good sleep. Anyway, since it's STILL semi-winter heeya in SLC, I have these soft as fuck flannel sheets. Combine those with six down goose pillows and a massive thread count down goose comforter, we're talkin' beyond comfort and total derlaxation. Maybe too comfortable cos I cannot friggin' sleep? lol

    Lastly and most derlaxin' 'tis chillin with my wan and only, hearin' her sweet voice while we both are wearin' our flanny jammys. Nothin' better and that 'tis absolutely my favorite place in the world.

    So...

    What are some of the simple pleasures that totally derlax you kind folks?

    I know Goo likes to piss on his dogs whilst doing laundry on Sunday afternoons. lmao

    What about the rest of you? What are your methods TOTAL DERLAXATION?
    EAT US AND SMILE!!!!

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    Nice ta see ya in here, man.....

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    relaxation is out the window for me these days. I end my day with 3-4 episodes of past seasons 24. I go to bed thinking I'm Jack Bauer, completely amped up. It takes me an hour to get to sleep. Booze makes it worse.
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    Wow this is a whole 'nother side of you Max!! Who knew?

    I relax by reading, or if need be, cranking up some serious tuneage by whoever I feel like listening to. But being me, it's mostly VH, Genesis, Scorps, Tesla, Zeppelin, Priest, stuff I grew up listening to, or stuff from the ol' high school days. Sometimes the Stones are also pretty good to relax and veg out to. In doing so, I do nothing but listen to the music and block everything else out. Sometimes I even listen to some Loverboy or Billy Squier.

    I gotta have my music tho. It's very relaxing for me. Now just add a beer and I'm all set.
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    Quote Originally Posted by muffdiver
    Nice ta see ya in here, man.....
    Thanks bro.

    I've been away far too long.
    EAT US AND SMILE!!!!

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    Sometimes I find taking a good healthy dump very relaxing............
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    Quote Originally Posted by smithjc
    I gotta have my music tho.
    Me too. I have to have tunes on all the time. My latest thrill is my iPod on "shuffle". I'll be diggin a song, it ends and the next one comes on and I'm like, "Sweeeet - I love this song!!" So I sit there diggin that one when the next one comes on, to which I'm thrilled again. I'm so easily amused.

    Oh, and relaxation? The only thing that works for me: 2 shots of whisky then great sex - puts me out for hours.
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    Quote Originally Posted by racefan8
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    Oh, and relaxation? The only thing that works for me: 2 shots of whisky then great sex - puts me out for hours.
    So which bottle do you want me to bring over this weekend.
    "Jesus, that fucker just crawled out of his hen house that was destroyed by the Alabama tornados. Fucking 280mph plus winds sucked the gleam off this bitch and passed it on to a bird in Rhoad Island." - Hurricane Halen 5/3/11 (about my birthday chicken from seenbad)

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    Maximus!!!! You beauty!!!! Tis truly stellar to see you here my good mate!!
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    Max, is that you?! It's good to see you around here. I just sit on the couch with my fiancee and watch some tv before we go to bed. Sometimes she gets a little ticked because I end up falling asleep on the couch with my neck bent at a horrible angle, and then I bitch because my neck hurts. I've found that a melatonin or two before I got to bed helps me sleep a little better, but if I take too many, then I get these weird, tripped out dreams and sleep like shit.
    "Viking - last to sleep, first to rise, last to leave, that's how the Nords of old rocked the house." ~ timmac in the 'Texas Linkers' thread talking about yours truly. :-)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Redrockinmonkeyboy
    So which bottle do you want me to bring over this weekend.
    The best stuff ya got honey! We'll toast to our miserable divorces
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    Max in Non again? Good to see ya bro!
    Just go for it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by stilleddiesangel
    Maximus!!!! You beauty!!!! Tis truly stellar to see you here my good mate!!
    Thank you SEA!!!

    As ALWAYS it's stellar to sea you. I've missed talkin' to you.

    How 'tis everything?
    EAT US AND SMILE!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Viking
    Max, is that you?! It's good to see you around here.
    Yes, 'tis me, the one and only. Dunno if that's a good or bad thing?

    It's beyond stellar to see you as well. Don't worry, we'll catch up.

    Hope all 'tis well my friend.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BREW CREW
    Max in Non again? Good to see ya bro!
    WOW!!!

    This is doing wonders for my already overinflated ego.

    It's great to see you as well and I'm definitely going to stay for a while.
    EAT US AND SMILE!!!!

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