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    Haven't seen this here yet...
    Here are some of the lyrics from Sam I Am (Thanks to Guitars101)

    This verse struck me:

    I tried to be everything to you,
    Yeah, but it would not do.
    You're nothing on my resume,
    But I can rock you, and roll you,
    Each and every day.

    Why doesn't he just say...
    "eddie you suck and I would be who I am and where I am without you"
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    Quote Originally Posted by EVHWolf
    Why doesn't he just say...
    "eddie you suck and I would be who I am and where I am without you"
    It doesn't rhyme.

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    Quote Originally Posted by EVHWolf
    Haven't seen this here yet...
    Here are some of the lyrics from Sam I Am (Thanks to Guitars101)

    This verse struck me:

    I tried to be everything to you,
    Yeah, but it would not do.
    You're nothing on my resume,
    But I can rock you, and roll you,
    Each and every day.

    Why doesn't he just say...
    "eddie you suck and I would be who I am and where I am without you"
    At least he didn't use waffles or sundaes in his lyrics to express his feelings.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DreamIsOver
    It doesn't rhyme.
    Ah, good call. Thanks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DreamIsOver
    It doesn't rhyme.
    and what does rhyme is fifth-grade poetry.
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    Quote Originally Posted by the_atomic_punks_rule
    At least he didn't use waffles or sundaes in his lyrics to express his feelings.
    Or hot dogs and shakes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LowLifeFlatHeadScum
    Or hot dogs and shakes.

    Or sharks.

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    or Sandy Duncans glass eye...
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    Is this song online anywhere?
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    awesome lyrics just like poundcake and the waffle stuff! And member he can't drive 55 in a ferrari. fuckin I hear ya sammy I can't drive 80 in my truck either. its like. hagar's a bad ass man. he drives so fast. yeah. now he can rock AND roll eddie. not just rock him but roll him too. yeah. wicked.
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    Waffle stuff?

    Ya sure you're not thinking of Joe Walsh?
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    Quote Originally Posted by LowLifeFlatHeadScum
    Waffle stuff?

    Ya sure you're not thinking of Joe Walsh?
    who the fuck cares.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vistadelrey
    who the fuck cares.

    Good point. Bye, ass-wipe. Say hi to your mom for me. Bitch gives lousy head.
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    Now now there LL, play nice with the newbies.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LowLifeFlatHeadScum
    Good point. Bye, ass-wipe. Say hi to your mom for me. Bitch gives lousy head.
    Doh! Scum on the prowl, boo ya.


 

 

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