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    OK guys, you'd better watch how much you're eating down there!!

    Growing Aussies Need Bigger Toilets
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    The current standard for toilet seats is 100 pounds? Maybe in Crackville, USA., or the local grade school.
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    I couldn't find the article.
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    They're probably based on the U.K. toilet model.

    When my bother was stationed in England he often had to flush multiple times because the British crapper wasn't up to the American digestive system.

    To be fair, my brother made a science out BM production. He'd select foods to get the right texture and odor, and he'd hold it for many hours to get the gargantuan size he was legendary for.

    His proudest achievement came in 1992 at RAF Mildenhall, the last shift before a 30 day leave. He went up to the 3rd floor men's room and deposited a 16 inch long log of steaming Air Force pride, then when he flushed the toilet he found that his creation wouldn't move. Hey, not his problem, so he finished his shift and went one leave. 31 days later he was back defending the free world when the shift CO, a Captain, stormed into the office ranting and raving about the "Sick bastards working here" and how heads were going to roll. After he calmed down he described entering a stall on the third floor men's room and being confronted by a vision of pure disgustingness. So, my brother goes up to the 3rd floor shitter and , yep, low & behold his creation was still laying proudly in the bowl.

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    Aussies do everything bigger down under!!!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Axxman300
    They're probably based on the U.K. toilet model.

    When my bother was stationed in England he often had to flush multiple times because the British crapper wasn't up to the American digestive system.

    To be fair, my brother made a science out BM production. He'd select foods to get the right texture and odor, and he'd hold it for many hours to get the gargantuan size he was legendary for.

    His proudest achievement came in 1992 at RAF Mildenhall, the last shift before a 30 day leave. He went up to the 3rd floor men's room and deposited a 16 inch long log of steaming Air Force pride, then when he flushed the toilet he found that his creation wouldn't move. Hey, not his problem, so he finished his shift and went one leave. 31 days later he was back defending the free world when the shift CO, a Captain, stormed into the office ranting and raving about the "Sick bastards working here" and how heads were going to roll. After he calmed down he described entering a stall on the third floor men's room and being confronted by a vision of pure disgustingness. So, my brother goes up to the 3rd floor shitter and , yep, low & behold his creation was still laying proudly in the bowl.

    MY Bro 1, British plumbing 0

    ahh man....your bro measures his poo....?

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    Yes, it's something the Air Force teaches at Lackland AFB durring basic training.

    MikeL also posseses this skill as well, he just doesn't talk about it.
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    That was one wacky story, Axx.

 

 

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