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    Default Salma Hayek's Got 2 Nude Scenes In Next Movie...

    Yep, saddley Colin Farrell is nekkid too. Still, this is God's way of making up for gay-cowboy sex.

    The movie's called "Ask The Dust"...
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    Isn't she pushing 45?

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    Im already masturbating.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by MikeL
    Isn't she pushing 45?

    And I'm rubbing 42, your point?

    Better yet, would you rather find Salma Hayek or Lindsay Lohan naked in your shower?
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    She's got a great set of cans.
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    i'd selma kayak for selma hayek...

    k,i'll got to bed soon....!

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    I saw her on the Tonight show a few night ago. She is a beautiful woman.
    ((Just My Two Cents))
    And thats about what its worth.

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    Just be honest ppl....What makes her so hot is that she's such a trampy fukin hardcore slut....
    and she sells it well... ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by OLO
    I saw her on the Tonight show a few night ago. She is a beautiful woman.
    People actually still watch that show...?

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    As I recall, about a year ago she visited the troops in Iraq. Several in the Mexican legislature gave her alot of shit over it. She's still a Mexican citizen I guess.
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    she looked hot on oscar night.
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    She is a certified hottie. I'll definitely be checking out this movie!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by MikeL
    Isn't she pushing 45?
    for the record, she is only 40 and still hot as hell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by namedmydaughterHALEN
    for the record, she is only 40 and still hot as hell.
    According to her bio on IMBD she'll be 40 this September 2nd.

    I was surprised she was that old, she looks 29 to me. Gorgeous woman.
    Dealing with it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Axxman300

    Better yet, would you rather find Salma Hayek or Lindsay Lohan naked in your shower?
    is this a trick question? BOTH, thank ya very much.
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