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    Married folks, sex toys and online shopping...

    If you have bought them, from where?

    The wife's co-workers finally talked her into getting something...
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    I'm lucky. Got a female neighbor down the street that hosts "girlie parties". My wife gets stuff at cost. The "rabbit" is the shit. Also, I highly reccomend the flavored lube in grape.

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    LONDON - Bars and nightclubs in London and other British cities have begun using vending machines that sell sex toys such as mini vibrators

    The pink Tabooboo machines had previously been used in public toilets in Britain, under the assumption that such settings gave buyers some privacy.

    But Geoff Todd, manager of the Alphabet Bar in London's West End area, said the Tabooboo machine it installed in the middle of the bar is used daily.

    "Some people use it just because it's in the bar. Some make a special journey, maybe because they are to embarrassed to go into a sex shop," Todd was quoted as saying by Monday's The Guardian newspaper. "Some buy the toys because they are a novelty, some do it for a laugh, some buy them as presents. It's been a great success."

    In addition to bars and nightclubs in London, Manchester and Newcastle, the vending machines also have begun to show up in hairdressing salons, health clubs and retail stores, Tabooboo managing director Alan Lucas said.

    He said the company also has exported about 20 of the machines to Italy and about 10 to the United States.

    "The younger generation isn't phased by sex toys. They don't believe they equal pornography. Vending machines allow them to buy such products anonymously without going to a seedy sex shops to do so," Lucas said.

    The 11 different sex toys carried by the Tabooboo vending machines sell for an average 5 pounds (euro7.30, US$8.80) each, Lucas said.

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    My ex girlfriend and I went to a place in downtown Seattle called Castle Super Store, thay had been advertising on a local talk radio station so we decided to check it out one night.

    It was freaking HUGE!! Its a warehouse that they turned into a sex store. She was looking for a new Bunny. We asked the freaky sex store clerk were the vibrators were and were sent to a corner of the store that must have had 2000 vibrators. I have never seen so many fake penis type object in my life. They have everything your freaky mind can imagine. I think we spent like $200.

    The DVD section is amazing, every fetish you can think of. Midgets, fat midgets, superhero midgets, shemale's, gay, old women, young women, gay women, shemales with midgets, etc etc etc etc etc etc. The one that I didnt get at all was "Crushing", I guess some people get off on watching woman in high heels step on grapes and anything that they can crush. I dont get the feet porn either, why would I want to sit and watch a DVD of some gals feet?
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    Dude, you throw Super Nanny in the mix with some freaky midgets and grape squashing and you won't see me for MONTHS!!
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    I thought grape squashing was chicks stepping on your balls with high heels.
    Just go for it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by OLO
    My ex girlfriend and I went to a place in downtown Seattle called Castle Super Store, thay had been advertising on a local talk radio station so we decided to check it out one night.

    It was freaking HUGE!! Its a warehouse that they turned into a sex store. She was looking for a new Bunny. We asked the freaky sex store clerk were the vibrators were and were sent to a corner of the store that must have had 2000 vibrators. I have never seen so many fake penis type object in my life. They have everything your freaky mind can imagine. I think we spent like $200.

    The DVD section is amazing, every fetish you can think of. Midgets, fat midgets, superhero midgets, shemale's, gay, old women, young women, gay women, shemales with midgets, etc etc etc etc etc etc. The one that I didnt get at all was "Crushing", I guess some people get off on watching woman in high heels step on grapes and anything that they can crush. I dont get the feet porn either, why would I want to sit and watch a DVD of some gals feet?
    There's a place near where I live that is much like that. It used to be a truck*whorehouse*stop. It didn't even have gas pumps. Don't know who they were fooling.
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    I wish I could get the wifey to go with me to one of these places......

    No such luck.......... yet

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    Quote Originally Posted by voivod
    Married folks, sex toys and online shopping...

    If you have bought them, from where?

    The wife's co-workers finally talked her into getting something...

    There is a really cool store in my town that I have gone to with some gf's. We kind of made it a fun afterwork thing! You can also find some good places online. Most are very discreet. Ya know... the brown plain wrapping and all! Good luck!
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    It's private.. but if you at least say who you are from VH links I will add ya!

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    The Brown Bag in Ottawa IL. is pretty cool.
    Just go for it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BREW CREW
    The Brown Bag in Ottawa IL. is pretty cool.
    Pervert.
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    And thats about what its worth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OLO
    Pervert.
    Grape cruncher lover.
    Just go for it!

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    I guess UK sites wont be much use. I introduced my last b/f to toys and he was on the web and ordering shit loads as fast as a rat up a drainpipe!!! He cracked that credit card big time, only kept having them delivered to me. Parcel after parcel kept coming and I'm sure the mailman knew what was in these boxes cos he still gives me funny looks now. When we split up most of them were left at mine so I have them all, put away.

    In a moment of bitchiness after we split, I was gonna send them to where he works in a clear plastic bag with the note.. "After you told me about liking blokes.. I figured you'd need these more than me" He works on an Oil Rig!!! Now that would have been fucking funny!!!
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