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    Default Sammy needs to lose weight

    Figured since we are being critical of Ed's teeth and drinking, lets post a thread.

    Thoughts?

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    Sam should audition a barber as well.

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    Yeah, what is old Sambo weighing in at these days? I'm guessing 210 lbs! He's got to lay of the ganja, those muchies can really cause a guy to put on the weight.

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    Oh my good gracious. Sammy is not fat. He may not be as skinny as he was 20 years ago, but who is? The man obviously yo-yos a bit with his weight, as he was looking quite healthy in May '05 when I saw him.

    Dave is about the only person in VH who has stayed consistently in great shape.

    I know you were just kidding around, starting another silly thread.

    Man, are we all really bummed out around here, or what? There is not much good in VH land. *sigh*

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    Wow another negative thread.

    Woo hoo.
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    Is this crap really necessary?
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    My advice is to go for the alien abduction story. Look bemused, dishevelled and on the verge of tears as you recount your story of intrusive and degrading medical tests.
    Worked for me anyway. I still have colleagues asking me what it is like to fuck a green womanoid with seventeen breasts.
    Alternatively just walk in and inform everyone that alcoholism is indeed a disease and that they should be less judgemental and perhaps a little more supportive."
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    I'd love to see how big the bellies of all the people that say Sammy is fat are.

    Yes, Sammy has about 10-15 more pounds that he didn't ten years ago.

    No, he is not particularly fat. A slight gut, that's it.

    I'd like to see how his body fat percentage compares to the average 60 year old.
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    Default Practice what you preach

    Man if you get this depressed about a guy in a band I would hate to see what happens when a girl dumps you.

    Get over it and get with life. Its a freaking band. You could be Christopher Reeve's kid today and wake up with no mom and dad.

    You could be some GI learning how to walk on your new titanium legs.

    You could be out of work, with three kids and a mortgage.

    You could find out today like thousands of other people are doing that you have cancer.

    Sorry to be harsh but this whole Sam gaining weight thing is so freaking melodramatic. If you are pissed at Sammy, so be it but its pretty childish if you ask me.


    Sounds familiar don't it?

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    Jesus, we're just having some fun. Chill the hell out! You're taking this wayyyyyy to seriously.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chain
    Jesus, we're just having some fun. Chill the hell out! You're taking this wayyyyyy to seriously.
    I agree.

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    Boy, EVH apologists are a mite touchy these days.

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    If he would just get on some heavy drugs, the problem would take care of itself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ziggysmalls
    Figured since we are being critical of Ed's teeth and drinking, lets post a thread. Thoughts?
    "Watch what people are cynical about, and one can often discover what they lack.” -- Gen. George S. Patton

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    Quote Originally Posted by voivod


 

 

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