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    Default Lesbian beats 3 guys for Homecoming King Crown

    She's the homecoming king
    Hood College lesbian defeats three men for honor

    Tuesday, March 7, 2006; Posted: 8:40 a.m. EST (13:40 GMT)

    FREDERICK, Maryland (AP) -- Hood College is reviewing its homecoming rules after a lesbian was crowned king, a college official said.

    Jennifer Jones, the 21-year-old senior who beat out three men for the honor, said the crowning was a positive step for the private liberal arts college.

    "It is cool that Hood allows people to be themselves," Jones told The Frederick News-Post. "If people didn't want me to be king, they wouldn't have nominated me and voted for me." (Watch Jennifer Jones on why it's good to be the king -- 1:30)

    Jones, of Newark, Delaware, received 64 of 169 votes cast for king last month.

    More than two weeks after Jones was crowned, criticism and praise were still rippling through the 2,100-student campus in western Maryland.

    "She is not a man," said Singleton Newman, a 22-year-old senior who was nominated for queen. "It is a gender issue, and she is a woman."

    Santo Provenzano, 21, who competed for king, said Jones' selection made the event seem like a joke. "It discourages guys from wanting to take part in the future," he said.

    Donald Miller, Hood's student activities director, said all homecoming events will be reviewed and possibly changed. "We will look at what students want Hood's homecoming to be," he said.

    It was only the second annual homecoming for the school. Men started attending Hood in 1971 but the school didn't become fully coeducational until 2003 when men were permitted to live on campus for the first time.

    Jones tried to run for homecoming prince last year, but a student committee wouldn't let her on the ballot even though she had gathered the required number of signatures on nominating petitions.

    Miller said a rule change this year abolished the petitions and required that candidates be nominated by student ballots.
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    OH GOOD LORD!!!!!!!!!

    What's WITH people these days? Do you have a penis? No? THEN YOU'RE A WOMAN...RUN FOR QUEEN!!!!!!!! Be a lesbian queen, I don't give a rat's ass, but you're not a MAN for goodness sake's!
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    Does that dyke even know she is the butt end of a joke?

    Penis means you can be king. No penis means you can't. Just my 2 pennies.
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    Default i didn't get past...

    "Lesbian beats three guys..." before spitting coffee through my nose.

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    If she hot?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Axxman300
    If she hot?

    If she is then I will beat myself.


    You decide.
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    Well, that explains it. They didn't know she was female.
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    Ew..but Brew would prolly hit it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SeriousDooDoo
    "Lesbian beats three guys..." before spitting coffee through my nose.


    Same here, same here.....I thought, "Oh I gotta read this."

    Here I was thinking some lesbian went all Jack Bauer on three dudes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheresOnlyOneWay


    You decide.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Axxman300
    Well, that explains it. They didn't know she was female.
    OMG! LMAO!

 

 

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