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    Couple Cited in Bizarre Fake Penis Case

    By JOE MANDAK
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    PITTSBURGH (AP) -- A man and woman were cited Friday in connection with a bizarre incident that resulted in a fake penis being microwaved at a convenience store last week.

    Leslye Creighton, 41, of Wilkinsburg, and Vincent Bostic, 31, of Pittsburgh, were both cited for criminal mischief and disorderly conduct in the Feb. 23 incident at the Get Go! gasoline and convenience store in McKeesport, about 10 miles east of Pittsburgh.

    Each charge carries a possible sentence of up to 90 days in jail and up to a $300 fine.

    Bostic had filled a fake penis with his urine that Creighton, a friend, planned to use to pass a drug test she was taking to get a job, Police Chief Joseph Pero said.
    Creighton asked a store clerk to microwave the device so the urine inside would be body-temperature and fool those giving the drug test, Pero said.

    Police still aren't sure why or how Creighton chose to use a device that mimics the male sex organ to pass her drug test.

    Creighton didn't immediately return a call to her home on Friday.

    Defense attorney William Difenderfer didn't dispute the police account, but said there's no proof his clients had any criminal intent to damage the microwave - the basis for the criminal mischief charge.

    "I certainly understand the ramifications and I'm certainly not saying it wasn't a stupid thing to do," Difenderfer said. "But there's a lot of bizarre stuff that we don't always have a remedy for in the crimes code."

    Difenderfer said his clients want to settle the case, in part, by reimbursing the store for a new microwave oven.

    Pero said the store got rid of the old oven because it couldn't be used for food once bodily fluids were cooked inside it.

    Neither Difenderfer nor Pero know what kind of job the woman applied for, or whether she was hired.

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    Leslie:"Look, my pee is tainted, could you please microwave this pee so I can pass a drug test?"
    Clerk: "uhhh, like, uhhh....sure dudette, just make sure you get that job at Toys Are Us, uhhhh...cuz like, I like toys and video games."



    Teach your kids not to use drugs and then they might not heat up some dudes piss in a microwave at a gas station.
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    If I'm the judge, I'd sentence both of them to have fake penises super-glued to their foreheads for 45 days.
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    I think this calls for a request for LL & Pert for the song 'Detachable Penis'

    If anyone can find any version of that and play it in honor of this thread it would be much appreciated.

    Damn, what a day! Who else is just work-fried? I've still got work to process....

    All those horny babes out tonight, and I'm stuck with my Detachable Penis..

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    Hey don't feel bad, I had a meeting that ended up gettin cancelled and thus salvaged my Friday, but now I'm too effin tired to do anything.

    btw - so what did they do with the fake penis? Any takers claim it yet??

    What stupid people.
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    I did on-site drug testing at a nuclear power plant for a couple years right out of high school. Yep, poured piss from a cup into a sealed bottle. We had to check temp & ph as part of the process. You'd be surprised at the crap people tried. I had anything from 75 deg F coffee to 106 deg F gatorade passed of as urine. Also, IV bag under the arms w/ the rubber tube going down your back & stuck to the underside of your pecker. We had to "observe" all newly hired employees as part of the in-processing requirements. After that, random tests conducted on a daily basis. That job is the reason I went back to school & got my degree. I hated it. Everybody needs an experience like that to make them want something better out of life.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Axxman300
    If I'm the judge, I'd sentence both of them to have fake penises super-glued to their foreheads for 45 days.

    Then they'll be a pair of dickheads!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ZeoHalen
    Then they'll be a pair of dickheads!
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