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    Default Man forced to 'marry' goat

    Sudan man forced to 'marry' goat

    A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having sex with the animal.

    The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders.

    They ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50) to Mr Alifi.

    "We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi said.

    Mr Alifi, Hai Malakal in Upper Nile State, told the Juba Post newspaper that he heard a loud noise around midnight on 13 February and immediately rushed outside to find Mr Tombe with his goat.

    "When I asked him: 'What are you doing there?', he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up".

    Mr Alifi then called elders to decide how to deal with the case.

    "They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife," Mr Alifi told the newspaper.


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    Single Sudanese women are all scratching their heads over this one...
    Can't stop...addicted to the shindig...

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    I guess this would not be the best time to bring up that I had sex with a Llama... it was just so damn cute haha.

    Well look at it this way, the goat will probably not mind when the husband is watching football on Sunday. It will be happy just grazing in the field.

    So it has its perks....
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    Is it wrong that I think this story is hilarious??
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    Do you think she'll sign a pre-nup?
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    i guess no sheep were available? oh, thats right, they were all taken at the time....



    this has to be one of the funniest news stories i have heard in a while....now, they'll talk about all the bad stuff, but they wont put this on the news.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SassyLassy
    Is it wrong that I think this story is hilarious??
    Is it wrong that I am turned on by this story?
    Oh wait did I say that out loud!?!?!
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    Quote Originally Posted by jd5150
    Is it wrong that I am turned on by this story?
    Oh wait did I say that out loud!?!?!
    [On the House Un-American Activities Committee] "They'll nail anyone who ever scratched his ass during the National Anthem."- Humphrey Bogart
    The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done".- George Carlin
    "I just think people should be very free with sex. They should draw the line at goats." - Elton John
    "I'm just trying to figure out why you donít have any clothes on," the deputy said.

    "Me too," Krauss replied.

    "Donít forget! One sperm can ruin your whole day!"

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    Makes you wonder what the bridesmaids looked like

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rovus
    Do you think she'll sign a pre-nup?
    nah ah ah ah ah ah...
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