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    Sinner's Swing! InTheBeginning's Avatar
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    Talk about a woody!

    Hey, I heard you missed us
    We're back! (Hey!)
    I brought my pencil
    Give me something to write on, man!


    http://www.int.iol.co.za/index.php?s...9967145468A551

    Belgrade - A Serbian man needed emergency surgery after sticking a pencil inside his penis to keep it stiff during sex.

    Zeljko Tupic, from Belgrade, told doctors he had experienced erectile difficulties in the past.

    So as he prepared for a night with his new lover, he decided to insert a thin pencil into his penis.

    Tupic had to cut his sex session short when the pencil shifted and became lodged in his bladder, forcing him to call an ambulance, the Kurir newspaper reported.

    Doctor Aleksandar Milosevic from Belgrade's Zvezdara hospital, who succesfully removed the pencil, said: "At first the patient did not tell us what really happened, but x-rays proved the truth.

    "Tupic said he had no idea there were things like Viagra available but agreed that in future he will try pills before he takes any more chances with pencils." - Ananova.com
    A little more volume in the headphones please.

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    OMG! What a dumbass.
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    Was this guy fucking retarded??
    ((Just My Two Cents))
    And thats about what its worth.

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    Humans just seem to be getting dumber and dumber. I thought the apex of this was the backyard video phenomenon in which these bonehead kids were hitting each other with chairs and jumping off roofs headfirst onto tables......

    But this one takes the cake.
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    nothing, and i mean NOTHING, should be shoved into your peehole. ever. he shoulda just popped a viagra, or two, and at worst maybe taped a popsicle stick to his junk as a splint. ouch.
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    then ill build it from the mexican side. -my reply.

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    How desperate was this guy?? He should go to jail due to penis cruelty.
    Just go for it!

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    I think I'm going to write a owner's manual for the penis.
    "Nothing is ever what it seems but everything is exactly what it is." - B. Banzai


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    No one reads manuals....when was the last time you read a manual for any gas engine product?
    Just go for it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BREW CREW
    No one reads manuals....when was the last time you read a manual for any gas engine product?
    Well, on the one hand, I've replaced my headlights and done minor stuff to my truck. On the other hand, I'm still trying to figure out how to use 80% of the stuff on my 16 track digital recorder.

    If all else fails I can make sure it has a pink cover so it will sell in San Francisco.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Axxman300
    Well, on the one hand, I've replaced my headlights and done minor stuff to my truck. On the other hand, I'm still trying to figure out how to use 80% of the stuff on my 16 track digital recorder.

    If all else fails I can make sure it has a pink cover so it will sell in San Francisco.
    Just make sure the manual is in English.
    Just go for it!

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    Wholy Fuck! That guy is a fucking retard! After reading this, it reminded me of something that I saw on www.rotten.com. It was a dude who shoved a jar of jelly into his ass! If you go to their site, you may see the x-rays.

    What causes people to do this type of sick shit?

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    I wonder if it was sharpened.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Axxman300
    Well, on the one hand, I've replaced my headlights and done minor stuff to my truck. On the other hand, I'm still trying to figure out how to use 80% of the stuff on my 16 track digital recorder.

    If all else fails I can make sure it has a pink cover so it will sell in San Francisco.


    Hey!!! I heard that!!!


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    Brings a whole new meaning to Number 2...
    "Watch what people are cynical about, and one can often discover what they lack.” -- Gen. George S. Patton

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    Think of all the grief this guy will have to put up with for the rest of his life. He will be forever known as "Pencil Dick".
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