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    Cheney's Got a Gun

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    Cheney's Got a Gun

    (Parody of Janie’s Got a Gun by Aerosmith)


    Dick Cheney’s got a gun
    Dick Cheney’s got a gun
    The safety’s come undone
    Squinting in the Texas sun
    What did our leader do?
    Who’d he put a bullet through?

    They say when Cheney goes to Texas
    You’ll find him huntin’ fish and game
    His buddy had it comin’
    Cuz when Cheney’s got a gun
    He’s just not that good at takin’ aim

    Cheney’s got a gun
    Dick Cheney shot someone
    Cindy Sheehan better run
    Better watch her liberal buns
    Tell him that the war’s not through
    He’ll probably put a hole in you

    He tracked a little bitty birdie
    Hopin’ to blow out its brains
    They say the spell that he gets under
    From double barrel thunder
    Makes his eyes pop out like he’s insane

    Run away, run away from the Vice President
    Run away, run away, run from Dick Che-ee ay-ee nee

    Dick Cheney’s got a gun
    The safety’s come undone
    Cindy Sheehan better run
    He’s a weapon of mass destruction
    Cheney shot someone
    Eat Us And Smile

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    Nice!
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    That's great!!!
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    totally cool!!!!!
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    That's so funny!!!
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    to the tune of "billy's got a gun"by def leppard

    Cheney's got a gun, he’s on the hunt
    Quail visions in his mind, the blind leads the blind
    Oh, Cheney's got a gun, he’s gonna shoot ya down
    He’s got cataracts in his eyes, the no 7 buck stamp rule applies
    There’s damn birds in the air

    Can you see them in the air
    There’s damn birds in the air, danger
    Such a strange commotion
    Can you see them in the air

    Oh he was locked inside a car they let him out the door
    To shoot the quail he had came for
    In a world of black and white, they were wrong and he was right
    Just looking for some food, it’s a nightmare come true
    His feet touched the ground to hunt that damn bird down
    Oh Cheney, hey why you got that gun?

    Can you see them in the air
    There’s damn birds in the air, danger
    Such a strange commotion
    Can you see them in the air
    Oh Cheney

    Never give him an gun on break
    Gettin’ shot is the chance you take
    It could be your last mistake
    You could be so reckless
    As a bird with a broken wing
    Like a sheep in a lion’s den
    Gonna shoot but you won’t know when
    He’s gonna shoot you

    You hear footsteps to your right, see birds near the wall
    And the ghostly sound of silence, as the buckshot starts to fall
    Then a scream rang out like thunder, but his movement was too late
    As the friend fell down on the cold hard ground
    It was the hand of fate
    And a crowd of people gathered round, but Cheney couldn’t wait

    Can you see them in the air
    There’s all these birds in the air, danger
    Such a strange commotion
    Can you see them in the air?
    Yeah, Cheney on the run

    Oh, you better run
    Never gave him a gun on break, better run
    Gettin’ shot is the chance you take, you better run
    It could be your last mistake
    Yeah Cheney's got a gun
    As a bird with a broken wing, oh Cheney
    Like a sheep in a lion’s den, oh Cheney
    Gonna shoot but you won’t know when, yeah Cheney out
    He’s gonna shoot you

    Bang bang

 

 

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