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    Default This was a good joke.

    A guy at work just told me this. It may be old, but it's still good.


    A man walks in to his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says, "Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache".

    His wife is lying in bed and replies, "That's a sheep under your arm, you idiot".

    The man looks at his wife and says, "I wasn't talking to you".
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    yeah.......i'm still here.

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    That's a good one!!!
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    Big GIANT existing joke thread, from now on add them there.
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    And thats about what its worth.

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    I've heard several variations of that joke, and it just never gets old.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stidham
    A guy at work just told me this. It may be old, but it's still good.



    A man walks in to his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says, "Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache".

    His wife is lying in bed and replies, "That's a sheep under your arm, you idiot".

    The man looks at his wife and says, "I wasn't talking to you".

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    The joke thread is here: http://www.vhlinks.com/vbforums/show...998#post552998

    Please post all jokes there to keep everything organized.

    That was funny!
    Just go for it!

 

 

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