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    Default The Official Dumb Cops Thread

    Cops do stupid things too. I'll start this off with a video of a Cop forgetting his cruiser was in reverse. *Warning* Graphic Cop Language:

    http://media.putfile.com/Oops94

    Got a good Dumb Cop story or video?

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    I am not sure what it is you want us to do.

    Are you asking us to get rid of the police? Or dump the TV show COPS.

    I think both would be a bad idea.
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    And thats about what its worth.

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    Olo, you don't have a personal dumb cop story? I remember one time driving through Wyoming when I got pulled over for missing a front license plate. At the time, the state patrol took ca$h for the fine on the side of the road. I handed the cop the $26 for the fine, and he dropped the 20. It was a windy day, and before you know it, the cop was chasing the 20 dollar bill across 4 lanes of highway trying to step on it. Eventually his backup closed the freeway so he could chase the bill without getting hit. It took a good 5 minutes for him to get that $20. It was the funniest thing I'd ever seen, but the trooper wasn't real happy; though in the end, we both laughed when he came back for a signature.

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    Dude my bad, I mis read the title. I thought it read DUMP Cops not DUMB Cops.

    I will now do the walk of shame.
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    OMG that was a funny story about that $20!!!

    And no, don't cancel COPS.
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    LMAO! That video was hilarious. Unfortunately I don't have any dump cop stories, just stories about cops that pissed me off.
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    More of a dumb me and cop story but...

    I once offered to help my friend move from AZ to Dallas. Well we basically had to drive straight through 18 hrs. He was in his car and I followed in my truck. An hour into the trip, my left speaker went out, so no Eddie all the way to Dallas but I digress...

    We stopped at a rest stop about 10pm. It's Augaust, it's hot, I'm tired. I take a leak, and I dont even bother to re-tie my shorts after i pee. Get back in my truck, and about an hour later in the middle of Bung-fuck Texas, These bored highway patrol officers pull me over for "following too close" to my friend. Well, they ask me to step out of my truck. as I get out, i knock my mag light out onto pavement and my pants fall down becasue I didnt re-tie them. well the one cop had turned around to run my licence and didn't see me get out. the bang of the maglight makes him jump about 5 feet in the air (kinda sounded like gunfire) and his partner sees my pants fall down and just starts laughing Uncontrollably. so now they think I might be wasted so I gotta walk the line. But all was fine. Just a funny sight in the middle of Texas at 11pm with no one around.

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    Uncle Rico, is that you??
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    Default Why Women Shouldnt Be Cops....

    Perfect Example:

    Be glad you weren't this guy getting cuffed!

    http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1161/w...uldnt_be_cops/

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    Moral of the story?

    Cop Shoots Himself In the leg in a classroom with children!

    ...and keeps lecturing; reaches for an automatic weapon..

    http://www.nearlygood.com/video/copshootsleg.html

    *warning* Sheer stupidity

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    County To Suspend 'Cheating' Sheriff's Deputies

    POSTED: 7:16 am EST February 8, 2006
    UPDATED: 9:57 am EST February 8, 2006

    Sheriff's deputies who get caught cheating on their spouses or sleeping with another person's spouse in Pinellas County, Fla., will be suspended from work for the behavior, according to a Local 6 News report.



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    Pinellas County sheriff's Chief Deputy Dennis Fowler said he has seen so many cases of deputy-involved cases of adultery leading to 911 calls that he has decided to suspend deputies over the action.

    Fowler said the suspension can be given to any deputy, regardless of whether they are married or single.

    "It goes beyond just your individual relationship with someone else. It affects other people in the workplace, people's ability to do their job, and I think that is relevant," Fowler said.

    Authorities said it only makes sense for law enforcement managers to send a message to their workers, that adulterous behavior is trouble.

    If a complaint is filed, and the offender is caught, the deputy could get up to a three-day suspension from work.

    There have not been any offenders punished under the adultery policy, according to the report.
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    Wow!!

    Wouldn't that be just about the entire force??


    Only in insert name of city/town here.
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    Quote Originally Posted by smithjc
    Wow!!

    Wouldn't that be just about the entire force??


    Only in insert name of city/town here.
    What is the deal with that??!!

    I personally know (grew up with, friends with, social aquantinces sp?) about 6 cops...and every single one of them has at some point cheated on their wife.
    Some are now divorced, some aren't...but what the hell are they all doing this for?
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    Anyone have a link to the entire Video? This thing looks Hillarious!

    Here's some of it:

    http://cbs5.com/local/local_story_341213127.html

 

 

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