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    PM Goo with your concerns OLO's Avatar
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    Default The Pacific Northwest According To Jeff Foxworthy

    The Pacific Northwest According To Jeff Foxworthy:

    1. You know the state flower (Mildew)

    2. You feel guilty throwing aluminum cans or paper in the trash.

    3. Use the statement "sun break" and know what it means.

    4. You know more than 10 ways to order coffee.

    5. You know more people who own boats than air conditioners.

    6. You feel overdressed wearing a suit to a nice restaurant.

    7. You stand on a deserted corner in the rain waiting for the "Walk"
    Signal.

    8. You consider that if it has no snow or has not recently erupted, it
    is not a real mountain.

    9. You can taste the difference between Starbucks, Seattle's Best, and
    Veneto's.

    10. You know the difference between Chinook, Coho, and Sockeye Salmon.

    11. You know how to pronounce Sequim, Puyallup, Issaquah, Oregon,
    Yakima, and Willamette.

    12. You consider swimming an indoor sport.

    13. You can tell the difference between Japanese, Chinese and Thai food.

    14. In winter, you go to work in the dark and come home in the
    dark-while only working eight-hour days.

    15. You never go camping without waterproof matches and a poncho.

    16. You are not fazed by "Today's forecast: showers followed by rain,"
    and "Tomorrow's forecast: rain followed by showers."

    17. You have no concept of humidity without precipitation.

    18. You know that Boring is a town in Oregon and not just a state of
    mind.

    19. You can point to at least two volcanoes, even if you cannot see
    through the cloud cover.

    20. You notice, "The mountain is out" when it is a pretty day and you
    can actually see it.

    21. You put on your shorts when the temperature gets above 50, but still
    wear your hiking boots and parka.

    22. You switch to your sandals when it gets about 60, but keep the socks
    on.

    23. You have actually used your mountain bike on a mountain.

    24. You think people who use umbrellas are either wimps or tourists.

    25. You buy new sunglasses every year, because you cannot find the old
    ones after such a long time.

    26. You measure distance in hours.

    27. You often switch from "heat" to "a/c" in the same day.

    28. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit under a raincoat.

    29. You know all the important seasons: Almost Winter, Winter, Still
    Raining (Spring), Road Construction (Summer), Deer & Elk Season (Fall).

    30. You actually understood these jokes and will probably forward them.
    ((Just My Two Cents))
    And thats about what its worth.

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    there's one going around like that about Canadians,..funny stuff too..!

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    OLO, you're the Man!

    You'd think Foxworthy has spent a considerable amount of time here in the PNW by the stuff he said...
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    OMG those were great!!!!

    btw - OLO are you still soggy??
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    I've never been out that way but I kind of get the idea reading these. LOL
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    Jeff Foxworthy's old... He should just stop.

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    I doubt that was written by Jeff Foxworthy. Funny nonetheless.

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    It wasn't Jeff Foxworthy. And look at #30. The context of that one just doesn't make sense from his perspective if he wrote these.
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    Pretty funny, I saw this posted up at work a while back.
    Last edited by Dan Halen; 01.28.06 at 01:19 PM.
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