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    WHO WOULD YOU WANT TO KICK IN THE CUP

    IN HONOR OF ED'S BIRTHDAY AND IN GREAT TRIBUTE TO THE MAN WHO JUST TURNED 51, I WOULD LIKE TO KICK THE FOLLOWING IN THE CUP:

    GEORGE W. BUSH
    KEVIN FEDERLINE
    ALL THAT PARTICIPATE IN AMERICAN IDOL

    ...WELL TO MANY MORE TO NAME BUT YOU GET THE PICTURE.

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    Michael Moore - however I probably would hit the belly fold that covers his genitals.

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    Default In this order

    Ray Danniels
    David Lee Roth
    Eddie Van Halen
    Alex Van Halen
    Sammy Hagar


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    oh man, theres too many to name.
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    The Marines I have seen around the world have the cleanest bodies, the filthiest minds, the highest morale, and the lowest morals of any group of animals I have ever seen. Thank God for the United States Marine Corps!


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    " SHUT UP, FAGGOT." - Vinnie Velvet, showing off that sharp wit of his.

    DIRTY SANCHEZ- It's not just for breakfast anymore!



    Originally posted by FORD
    History tells us that oppressive nations build walls to keep people IN, not out.
    (See "Berlin Wall" and "Likud Israel" for examples) FORD- when i told him i'd build a wall between the US and Mexico.

    then ill build it from the mexican side. -my reply.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ziggysmalls
    Michael Moore - however I probably would hit the belly fold that covers his genitals.
    Fuck that, id kick that som bitch in the throat...
    WHOAOH! Hey you! Who said that? Baby how you been?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bigdaddy_14
    Fuck that, id kick that som bitch in the throat...

    HOW BOUT THE CUP AND THE MAN TITS.

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    Terrell Owens
    "It's always a Catch-22 situation. They hate you if you're the same, and they hate you if you're different."
    ~Eddie Van Halen~

    "The perfect woman has an IQ of 150, wants to make love until 4 in the morning, and then turns into a pizza."
    ~David Lee Roth~

    Sucka'sFacebook

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    Default The short list:

    Rat Nagin
    Karl Rove
    Condoleeza Rice
    W
    Cheney
    Eddie Van Halen (OK, maybe just a kick in the ass on this one)
    Hillary
    Tara Reid
    Ryan Seacrest
    The Dept. of Water & Power
    Every driver in LA
    MikeL (just kidding, buddy)
    Scott McClellan
    Dennis Miller
    Bill O'Reilly
    Adam Carolla

    and now for your viewing pleasure:
    http://www.channel101.com/shows/view.php?media_id=130
    Last edited by mistere; 01.26.06 at 09:58 AM.

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    Some that haven't been mentioned yet...

    Bill Cowher
    50 Cent
    John Kerry
    Ted Kennedy
    Hillary Clinton (perfect 'cause I have a sneaking suspicion she's got balls...)

    ...and last but definitely not least, my F%*&N' boss...
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]


    "20 minutes (late to work)? Shit. Last year I woke up three weeks too late.
    My advice is to go for the alien abduction story. Look bemused, dishevelled and on the verge of tears as you recount your story of intrusive and degrading medical tests.
    Worked for me anyway. I still have colleagues asking me what it is like to fuck a green womanoid with seventeen breasts.
    Alternatively just walk in and inform everyone that alcoholism is indeed a disease and that they should be less judgemental and perhaps a little more supportive."
    - graeme on the addiction to this place.

    "something tells me that after the nuclear holocaust, there'll be twinkies, cockroaches, and a dave vs. sammy argument going on somewhere".
    - han valen, 6.11.04

    "in my best "saw" scary movie voice: "oh, yes, there will be beagles."
    - hatchetforce, 6.7.06

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    John F'n Kerry
    Ted Kennedy
    Howard Dean
    Howard Stern
    Michael Moore
    I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mistere
    LMFAO!!

    I'm 35 years old and I STILL love stuff like this.

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    Well first off, the person who started this thread!! J/K!!

    Saddam Hussein
    Osama yo mama Bin Laden
    Jack Abramoff & all of his staffers or whatever they are
    George Dubya (how much is this many?) Bush
    Hilary Clinton b/c I think she really does got 'em
    Cold Play
    Green Day
    Ozzy's devil spawns & his missus
    Mayors Blanco (I think she's got 'em too) & Nagin (not too sure about him tho)
    The music directors for all of our local radio stations b/c they all suck!!!

    So many people, so little time.

    btw - I agree with just about all of the ones listed so far too!!
    Last edited by smithjc; 01.26.06 at 11:59 AM.
    RIP - Classic Van Halen

    "A lot of people take Van Halen more seriously than we do." The Diamond One



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    Those guys in Simple Plan.
    Bobby Cohn: Who's going to be at Waynestock?
    Wayne Campbell: Um, uh...Aerosmith & Pearl Jam!
    Garth Algar: Ha ha ha ha ho!
    Bobby: Who else?
    Garth: Uh, me...and...and Wayne...
    Wayne: ...and uh...VAN HALEN!!!
    Garth: Wow. Van Halen. Who else?
    Bobby: Yeah, who else?
    Wayne: Uh, an old man fashioning a kayak out of a log?

    - Wayne's World 2

    "God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." - Robin Williams

    "Continuous effort - not strength or intelligence - is the key to unlocking our potential." - Winston Churchill

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    George W. Bush
    Ray Daniels
    Al Davis
    Sometimes you feel like a nut...Sometimes you feel like a screw!

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    Default Happy Birthday Ed!



    ...and me, ever the equal opportunist...



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    "20 minutes (late to work)? Shit. Last year I woke up three weeks too late.
    My advice is to go for the alien abduction story. Look bemused, dishevelled and on the verge of tears as you recount your story of intrusive and degrading medical tests.
    Worked for me anyway. I still have colleagues asking me what it is like to fuck a green womanoid with seventeen breasts.
    Alternatively just walk in and inform everyone that alcoholism is indeed a disease and that they should be less judgemental and perhaps a little more supportive."
    - graeme on the addiction to this place.

    "something tells me that after the nuclear holocaust, there'll be twinkies, cockroaches, and a dave vs. sammy argument going on somewhere".
    - han valen, 6.11.04

    "in my best "saw" scary movie voice: "oh, yes, there will be beagles."
    - hatchetforce, 6.7.06

 

 

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