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    Dane FUCKING Cook

    Ever heard of this guy? He is a VERY comedian and his popularity really seems to be kicking off. I've listened to a lot of his CDs he has out and I don't see how anyone on Earth couldn't laugh at this guy. He's brilliant.

    Anyone?
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    Respects.

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    Yeah, he's on Raw Dog (Sirius) quite a bit and he is one of the funnier ones.
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    He's pretty funny. His monologue on SNL was great.
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    Dane's hilarious.

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    Dane IS a BAMF...

    ...and a silly bitch...
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    "20 minutes (late to work)? Shit. Last year I woke up three weeks too late.
    My advice is to go for the alien abduction story. Look bemused, dishevelled and on the verge of tears as you recount your story of intrusive and degrading medical tests.
    Worked for me anyway. I still have colleagues asking me what it is like to fuck a green womanoid with seventeen breasts.
    Alternatively just walk in and inform everyone that alcoholism is indeed a disease and that they should be less judgemental and perhaps a little more supportive."
    - graeme on the addiction to this place.

    "something tells me that after the nuclear holocaust, there'll be twinkies, cockroaches, and a dave vs. sammy argument going on somewhere".
    - han valen, 6.11.04

    "in my best "saw" scary movie voice: "oh, yes, there will be beagles."
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    I love this guy..."Don't touch me you drink! Don't touch me you giant beverage! I will kick you in the tights and you will go down, you're very top heavy." DC to the Kool-Aid Man His shit never gets old.

    P.S. I just shit on your coats.
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    LOL that guy is hilarious. My favorite was with the Burger King drive thru
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    I have met dane, and he is a good friend of the Opie and Anthony show. He puts in regular appearences all the time. If you like Dane Cook, also check out Rich Vos at www.richvos.com, Jim Norton www.eatabullet.com, and Bob kelly www.robertkellylive.com. All of these guys are regulars on Opie and Anthony and great comics live. I know Rich Vos, met both Jimmy Norton and Bob Kelly too. Both Jim and Vos have been on last comic standing and just great to hang out with.

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    Yep, Jim Norton is a funny futhermucker, too...
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    "20 minutes (late to work)? Shit. Last year I woke up three weeks too late.
    My advice is to go for the alien abduction story. Look bemused, dishevelled and on the verge of tears as you recount your story of intrusive and degrading medical tests.
    Worked for me anyway. I still have colleagues asking me what it is like to fuck a green womanoid with seventeen breasts.
    Alternatively just walk in and inform everyone that alcoholism is indeed a disease and that they should be less judgemental and perhaps a little more supportive."
    - graeme on the addiction to this place.

    "something tells me that after the nuclear holocaust, there'll be twinkies, cockroaches, and a dave vs. sammy argument going on somewhere".
    - han valen, 6.11.04

    "in my best "saw" scary movie voice: "oh, yes, there will be beagles."
    - hatchetforce, 6.7.06

 

 

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